"Summer Drinking Rule 1: If you wake up……" — Adar Burks
"Summer Drinking Rule 1: If you wake up next to someone congratulate them for liking you at your worse."
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30 Quotes by Adar Burks
Adar Burks has 30 quotes on this site.
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If there's someone out there that by all rights is worth spending time with and you say you like yet…
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They always say,If you want someone bad enough you'll fight with all your heart to have them. But no one…
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When you're still attracted to someone that has confessed all their faults, but realizing how bad those faults are you…
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When someone makes a point to say, Good morning to you everyday. Remember there's no hidden meaning behind it they…
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There's two kinds of people in this world. Those that have changed, or those that say they've changed. I ONLY…
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A real man's wish in life is to finally find the one. Only problem is he has to go through…
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It's funny how a random person can come up to us with their opinion on a subject and we just…
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The best feeling in the world is knowing someone wants you, and you have no clue why. You must be…
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Facebook must be the site for millionaires, because two cents seem to fall from everywhere.
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The old saying, if you want something bad enough you will fight for it. Is pretty much an outdated belief…
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Have an opening available for a Real Woman, so I've been accepting resumes an applications for this new position. And…
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I'd like to be a kid again but only because naps were insisted, twirling in circles was acceptable, and the…
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It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
— Aristotle
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On average, drug prisoners spend more time in federal prison than rapists, who often get out on early release because…
— Michael Badnarik
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Drug prohibition has caused gang warfare and other violent crimes by raising the prices of drugs so much that vicious…
— Michael Badnarik
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to…
— Dave Barry
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According to Teenage Research Unlimited, 51 percent of 13-15 year olds say they will be faced with making a decision…
— Xavier Becerra
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger,…
— Brendan Behan
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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
— Robert Benchley
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I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
— George Best
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
— Humphrey Bogart
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
— Erma Bombeck
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Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.
— Christian Nestell Bovee
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