Combat Quote by Adam Fenner

“May I request a new uniform? A towel seems inappropriate for the position.”

— Marissa Meyer

“It wasn’t a passing shower but a steady drumbeat of water, the kind of rain that settles in, puts its feet up and makes…

— Benedict Jacka

“There are days when I just want to throw in the towel. Those are the difficult days, the days where I take many showers.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Oh God, he thought. “I’m sorry, I thought I heard you say to come in.” “I did.” “But you’re only wearing a towel.” “What…

— J.L. Sheppard

That awkward moment when you get out of the shower only to realize you don't have any towels.

— Anonymous

Every day I wrote in my journal: "How am I going to win today?" So that when the guys are talking about water-boarding I'm…

— Tina Fey

The akwaard moment ,, when your in the shower nd you finish and theres no towel -.-

— Maarriiiaaa

“Several times we shipped a little water, and my breeches and the tails of my coat were all soaking wet before we had gone…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

“I'm going to take a shower," I said and prepared for the comment I knew was coming. "You know what they say, conserve water…

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“Towel and talk, how similar are they, both wipes dry water. One on the hate and latter in the head.”

— Aphole

“If you're going to wallow, know when to dry off.”

— Deborah Edwards

“A blanket could be used to water down the water. Don’t do it now! Wait until I am finished bathing.
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— Jarod Kintz