A Polish man bought a zebra for a pet. What does he call the zebra? Spot! — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My scars were reflecting the mist in your headlights I looked like a neon zebra, shaking rain off her stripes — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
“That had to be the answer. When you heard hoofbeats, you didn't think zebras.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Scientists think they can now clone an all-white zebra. Now, I'm no expert, but isn't that a horse? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“... when they hear hooves they look for zebras instead of horses” — Christopher Brookmyre Copy Share Image
Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra… — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
There is a famous Russian cartoon in which a hippopotamus, in the bush, points out a zebra to another hippopotamus: 'You see,'… — Alain Robbe-Grillet Copy Share Image
Everytime I look at a zebra, I can't figure out whether it's black with white stripes or white with black stripes, and… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I played soccer, and I was the kid who ran the wrong way, or I was pretending to be some sort of… — Johnny Weir Copy Share Image
“It was an unfortunate coincidence that despite the new television set's perfect rendition of color the first show that came on was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theta crashed next to them on the thick zebra-skin rug. “I’m embalmed.” “Potted and splificated?” “Ossified to the gills. Time for night-night. — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I can give or take elephants; I never can find the cheetah-but the zebras captivate me. They'd be one of the few… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“Zebra babies can flat-out run within an hour of being born, because if they can’t, they’re dead. We were like zebras, so… — Willie Parker Copy Share Image
God must've had a blast. painting the stripes on the zebra, hanging the stars in the sky, putting the gold in the… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas… — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
I stand in the center aisle of the auditorium, a wounded zebra in a National Geographic special, looking for someone, anyone to… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
You know that when Irving puts the dog in the car, it is no longer in the yard. When Edna goes to… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
“When you see a lion tearing apart a zebra, what sort of divine order you see there? What we see there is… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
If dragons were common, and you could look at one in the zoo - but zebras were a rare legendary creature that… — Eliezer Yudkowsky Copy Share Image
I could sit and watch nature documentaries with Jenks and the kids the rest of the night if I wanted. And trust… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Butterflies and zebras And moonbeams and fairy tales That's all she ever thinks about Riding with the wind. — Jimi Hendrix Copy Share Image
There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go. — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Ria snorted. “Leo’s pride rarely leaves the plains. What are they supposed to mate? The zebras? — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
There is more difference between a zebra and a horse, or between a dolphin and a porpoise, than there is between you… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Give me a black man, a white woman, a giraffe, a zebra anything but another white man! That last one f***ed up… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
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