“A zebra has stripes, the American flag has stripes, and I have an erection. Coincidence?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I asked the Zebra, are you black with white stripes? Or white with black stripes? And the zebra asked me, Are you good with bad habits? Or are you bad with good habits? Are you noisy with quiet times? Or… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
