You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs. — Hugh Laurie Copy Share Image
Write letters to your grandmother. She will love it. And leave you money in her will. — Philip Gulley Copy Share Image
As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother. — Prince William Copy Share Image
A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s. — Andrei Codrescu Copy Share Image
Unfortunately I don't have my grandparents, but Mum and I are working quite well together. That's candid, that's frank. Your grandmother is… — Rose Leslie Copy Share Image
In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne a child is still a mystery to… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
You’re going to be my grandmother.” “You silly child. In my heart, I’ve been your grandmother for years. I’ve just been waiting… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric. — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
I think it's important to recall... what you remember your grandmother making, where you're from and the foods you enjoyed as a… — Tyler Florence Copy Share Image
Animals are nicer than humans and they're conscious beings. If you stick your grandmother in an oven, she will probably be tasty.… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
I used to love to play dress-up, where you get your mother's or your grandmother's dresses and high heels. — Suzanne Farrell Copy Share Image
When we send our children to school, they learn nothing about us other than we used to be cotton pickers. Why, your… — Malcolm X Copy Share Image
Do not be proud of the fact that your grandmother was shocked at something which your are accustomed to seeing or hearing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the interesting things I discovered, talking about your grandmother, is I did a search of my uses of the word… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
If religion is the opiate of the people, tradition is an even more sinister analgesic, simply because it rarely appears sinister. If… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
I sent a lot of publishing ideas to my publisher, about 30 of them. Each time except 3, i got a "rejection… — James Dashner Copy Share Image
You need to understand this. We did not think we owned the land. The land was part of us. We didn't even… — Kent Nerburn Copy Share Image
My view is that good community management is like having good municipal government: You should be able to have dissenting opinions and… — Jimmy Wales Copy Share Image
Avoid stock expressions (like the plague, as William Safire used to say) and repetitions. Don't say that as a boy your grandmother… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
He [Alan Lomax] started right off trying to find people who could introduce folk songs to city people. He found a young… — Pete Seeger Copy Share Image
Granana doesn't understand what the big deal is. She didn't cry at Olivia's funeral, and I doubt she even remembers Olivia's name.… — Karen Russell Copy Share Image
Conservatism is the policy of make no change and consult your grandmother when in doubt. — Woodrow Wilson Copy Share Image
You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!" ~Haruhi — Bisco Hatori Copy Share Image
There is more sexy-stuff a coming in this book, though… This ain't your grandmother's Dirk Gently. — Arvind Ethan David Copy Share Image
NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Most fathers and... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother. — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet. — Gene Perret Copy Share Image
Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being. — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
Your grandmother used to say that you were two souls separated in heaven. She mainly meant you were both trouble and deserved… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
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