I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I was banging seven-gram rocks, because that’s how I roll. I have one speed, I have one gear: Go. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I was sober for five years a long time ago and was just bored out of my tree. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I don't sleep. I wait. I sleep in cars and on couches. I sleep when I can, but when I can't sleep, I just… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share
I have a lot of work to do to be able to return the support I have received from so many people. I want to say thank-you to my fellow cast members, the crew of Two and a Half Men and everyone at CBS and Warner Bros., especially Les Moonves and Bruce Rosenblum for their concern and support. And to… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share
I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
