Now when I'm not working, I don't really hang out with the young comics. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
If a joke is too hard to visualize, I tell the young comics, then what the hell good is it? — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I tell young comics, 'Do you want this badly enough? It's there. But you have to go get it. And if you… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
Compared to what some of the young comics use for material today, I'm a priest. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Here's a tip for all you aspiring young comics: Don't beat up the customers. It is very difficult to get laughs from… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I'm not just offensive, I'm very smart about the way that I do it, and that takes a lot of time. People… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
