Yiddish Quotes by Philip DeFranco

I believe in freedom to do what you want if you aren't hurting others, but pictures of obese protesters giving their children big gulps.

— Philip DeFranco

Rush Limbaugh is a tool. At least when I disagree with O Reilly I feel like its over issues. Rush is just in his…

— Philip DeFranco

If someone says you are not capable or can't have something, keep pushing because you can. And it's not because you're special, but it's…

— Philip DeFranco

I feel like John McCain is a really cool guy who is surrounded by idiotic friends.

— Philip DeFranco

Can someone explain decaf coffee to me? It sounds like sex but with all the work and none of the happy fun time good…

— Philip Defranco

Scotty doesn't know. So don't tell Scotty!!

— Philip DeFranco

Remember we live in a world where facts matter less than how you present them.

— Philip DeFranco

My name is Philip DeFranco and youve just been Philld in and I will see you tomorrow.

— Philip DeFranco

Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't...but you still eat it because its crazy to think a company would give you the…

— Philip DeFranco

Anyone want some DeFranco cuddles? They are fo free. Much like waffle fries.

— Philip DeFranco

Guys unless you're playing a villain in high school movie stop popping your collar.

— Philip DeFranco

I wonder if the boy scouts are going to start giving out 'Dont Ask, Dont Tell' badges.

— Philip DeFranco

I know people who make 15k a year but thrive and 500k a year but lives check to check.

— Philip DeFranco

Listening to Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven while I write. Its not fair to just call it music; its audible emotion.

— Philip DeFranco

I need new friends. Not that they suck or anything. Its just that I wake up at 6-7AM every day and thats around the…

— Philip DeFranco