I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Gaining 20 lbs over the holidays makes your New Year's resolution of losing 10 less impressive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Make as many New Year's resolutions as possible so you have lots of future failures to choose from. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For many years, I tried to make New Year's resolutions. I made lists and shot for great heights: I would show altruism… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
New Year's resolutions work like this: you think of something you enjoy doing and then resolve to stop doing it. — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. — James Agate Copy Share Image
“Without some optimal level of grit and persistence, few new businesses would ever have seen the light of day, and few New… — Gad Saad Copy Share Image
Try this New Year's resolution: I won't check my phone, my tablet, or my computer until I've first read a chapter in… — Kevin DeYoung Copy Share Image
I'm not the biggest fan of New Year's resolutions, but I'm a huge backer for real life change - that's why January… — Mark Schlereth Copy Share Image
My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I don't want to become this lazy person, a guy who thinks in terms of New Year's resolutions. I really do want… — Blake Mills Copy Share Image
Trying to change before you're ready isn't likely to be productive. For example, most New Year's resolutions don't last because people spring… — Amy Morin Copy Share Image
Your success and happiness lies in you. Resolve to keep happy, and your joy and you shall form an invincible host against… — Goran Persson Copy Share Image
I'm an equal-opportunity enthusiast for automobiles, but, you know, my New Year's Resolution every year is that I'm gonna take a real… — Josh Gates Copy Share Image
People still make New Year's resolutions? Wow. I figured those were pointless once I perfected myself by directing, writing, and acting in… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
A review of studies by physicians found that excessive exercise is bad for your heart. Another study says a daily serving of… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
People can say whatever they want about the sport of bodybuilding, but to get prepared to do a contest or even think… — John Cena Copy Share Image
Laura from The Mysteries Of Laura is the most different from me personally that I've ever played. I'm a very thoughtful, forward-thinking,… — Jenna Fischer Copy Share Image
I do think New Year's resolutions can't technically be expected to begin on New Year's Day, don't you? Since, because it's an… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
Many people have trouble sticking to their resolutions, and there is a simple scientific explanation for this. In 1987, a team of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There are really two things that drive New Year's resolution success. Number one is telling somebody about your goal. Chances are, they'll… — Mehmet Oz Copy Share Image
“MURRY: It's not that, it's just… I don't really get it. I usually find myself staring at the midnight deadline filled with… — Hillary DePiano Copy Share Image
“By now it's March, and it's too late to start another new year's resolution: you'll simply have to wait until December 31st… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other. — Sofia Palermo Copy Share Image
One of my New Year's resolutions is to say 'yes!' Yes to love, yes to life, yes to staying in more! — LIZ Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to stick to a good workout plan that will keep me healthy and happy. — James Lafferty Copy Share Image
A New Year's resolution that I can never keep? To be able to make decisions. — Ashanti Copy Share Image
My New Year's resolution is to cut my diet sodas down to two cans a day! — Eric Ripert Copy Share Image
My 2016 New Year's resolution is basically to stop using profanity. — Farrah Abraham Copy Share Image
This year my New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'Seacrest out!' after I ejaculate. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My new year's resolution is definitely to quit smoking. I need to do it. — Zayn Malik Copy Share Image
