You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Every hundred year, mother make baby like Iron Sheik, Michael Jordan and the Jesus. Only one chance to prove you are the… — The Iron Sheik Copy Share Image
For Christmas every year, my mother used to give me those cheap little diaries that would tell your horoscope and provide a… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
“A year after his mother's death, Gary turned to religion. A religion of his own making. He” — Frank Stone Copy Share Image
I played Little League for one year. That was it. Then my mother realized I liked books and threatened my father. I… — Brad Meltzer Copy Share Image
My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when… — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
Your mother calls and says she hasn't seen you for a long time. The first year: You invite her for a week.… — Lois Wyse Copy Share Image
One year for Mother's Day I got me and my mom tickets to go see Alanis Morissette. We both love her sooo… — Lea Michele Copy Share Image
You must wake and call me early, call me early, mother dear; To-morrow'll be the happiest time of all the glad New… — Alfred Lord Tennyson Copy Share Image
“Grief takes about a year,” Mrs. Kelly once told a young mother who had lost her son. “You have to get through… — Patricia Harman Copy Share Image
