My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started to clean up, I said to her, 'Don't bother with those dishes, Mom. Today is Mother's… — Joey Adams Copy Share Image
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' — Joey Adams Copy Share
My friend Myron tells me, 'Last year on Mother's Day the whole family got together for a big dinner and afterward, when Mom started… — Joey Adams Copy Share
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. — Joey Adams Copy Share
“A bikini is like a barbed-wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.” — Joey Adams Copy Share
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. — Joey Adams Copy Share
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. — Joey Adams Copy Share
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise… — Joey Adams Copy Share
