You know, I liken it to - when you write a joke for somebody else, it's like you - you know, like the Wile E. Coyote dynamite plunger, where he pushes the plunger down and then you see the fuse… — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
If the word police want to come and get me, they can come and get me. If someone wants to blog about me, fine.… — Neal Brennan Copy Share
I can always tell the demographic that will probably recognize me - white dudes, sort of skater-y hip hop white dudes, and working class… — Neal Brennan Copy Share
The biggest problem in America is most people believe poor people are poor because they are lazy. — Neal Brennan Copy Share
I don't think people understand what comedy is supposed to do. We will observe things, we will make fun of things. — Neal Brennan Copy Share
Models never say, "I'm hot." They say, "Look at these clothes." Whereas, with comedy, you have to say, "I'm hot." — Neal Brennan Copy Share
[Robert Smigel] is one of the greatest comedy writers in the last 50 years. "TV Funhouse" and Triumph and all those sketches.He's really unique,… — Neal Brennan Copy Share
I generally don't read articles about myself/'Chappelle's Show,' nor do I read reviews. It's basically playing Russian Roulette. They're not all gonna be positive. — Neal Brennan Copy Share
My entryway into hip-hop was - my biggest introduction was obviously like, you know, the Def Jam, Run D.M.C., Beastie Boys, like, that conglomerate. — Neal Brennan Copy Share
When you're in a friend circle, you all kind of talk the same way. And it's hard to do on-the-fly radio edits of yourself. — Neal Brennan Copy Share
I needed to be more self-determining, and the most self-determining thing you can do in comedy is stand-up. — Neal Brennan Copy Share
