How I love to get a letter! I can think of nothing better Than perusing an epistolary item. But deep is my despondence, For I've found that correspondence Means that if you want to get 'em, You must write 'em! — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
(Francis) Bacon's best known writings are his essays. They are loved for many reasons, such as their being so short. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
This golfer has a wicked slice. And quite a follow-through. That's why his partner, who stood too close, Is on the green in two. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Book burning is a charming old custom, hallowed by antiquity. It has been practiced for centuries by fascists, communists, atheists, school children, rival authors,… — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
“Shake and shake the catsup bottle. None will come, and then a lot'll.” — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
If we cannot define stupidity, at least we can trace most human misfortunes and weaknesses to it. Its manifestations are legion, its symptoms are… — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
The hand is quicker than the eye is, but somewhat slower than the fly is. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Rather than earn money, it was Thoreau's idea to reduce his wants so that he would not need to buy anything. As he went… — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
In such novels as This Side of Paradise and The Great Gatsby, Fitzgerald depicts the spirit of the hour which is usually about 4… — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife. — Richard Armour Copy Share Image
