I have a very short attention span, so books have never been my thing. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
Everything that I write about is a kernel of something that probably happened to me or one of my writers that I've co-opted and made it seem like it's mine. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
I can only speak for myself, but you never set out to be funny. You just set out to play the scenes real, and… — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
With comedic news, it's about having a point of view. If you don't have that, you don't have a show. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
I only write about stuff that sort of happens to me, and then I blow it up into a much funnier version. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
We don't infantilize our kids. If they ask us a question that's tough, we answer it honestly. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
Justice is blind until she gets the person that blinded her. Then it's payback time. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
I have a very short attention span, so books have never been my thing. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
It's one of my favourite types of comedy, just the awkward moments on camera. For many people, it's unbearable to watch, but I love… — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
With as much media as there is out there, there's always something that someone says that's stupid that you can make fun of. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
For news, I follow 'The New York Times,' 'The New Yorker,' and 'ProPublica.' For entertainment, I like The A.V. Club and The Onion. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
I'm actually just a terrible husband and a terrific exec producer. We just actually stay together for our careers. We look to the Clintons. — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
Put your idol worship on firemen or a schoolteacher or a rescue worker or a first-aid worker or Doctors Without Borders. I love those… — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
Real life doesn't exist on a network television comedy. They just don't let you travel down any road that is presumably 'dark.' — Jason Jones Copy Share Image
