Wrestling Quotes by Gorilla Monsoon

The irresistible force meets the immovable object.

— Gorilla Monsoon

He has a lower occipital proturbance!

— Gorilla Monsoon

The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children

— Gorilla Monsoon

You can see the life LITERALLY oozing from his body!

— Gorilla Monsoon

He's going to audition for the Vienna Boys' Choir!

— Gorilla Monsoon

If you hung him for being a good singer, you'd be hanging an innocent man!

— Gorilla Monsoon