Wrap the turkey up In aluminum foil My brother likes to masturbate With baby oil. — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I used to live in New York City. There was a guy named Michael Alig. He used… — Jared Leto Copy Share Image
The biggest message, we hope, is that money is not the most important thing in life. You have to have it to… — Drew Waters Copy Share Image
It is obviously good and proper to respect the U.S. flag, perpetuated with the blood of American heroes. On the other hand,… — Sherman Skolnick Copy Share Image
Most philosophies wrap their seekers in a strict belief system. By virtue of what they include, they exclude everything else, especially some… — Charles Bates Copy Share Image
Rub a half potato on your wart and wrap it in a damp cloth. Close your eyes and whirl three times and… — Richard Hugo Copy Share Image
Happiness can come in a single moment. And in a single moment it can go again. But a single moment does not… — Stephanie Dowrick Copy Share Image
Nixon tried to wrap the Soviet Union into a web of agreements that would constrain its behavior. What happened is that many… — David Hoffman Copy Share Image
And [now] I think I’ll probably write a lot about birds. My new house has a deck that wraps around my writing… — Julia Cameron Copy Share Image
The mind wraps itself around a poem. It is almost sensual, particularly if you work on a computer. You can turn the… — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
I think to be a true style icon, you just have to dress yourself. There are so many actresses floating around who… — Chloe Sevigny Copy Share Image
Good satire goes beyond the specific point it’s trying to make and teaches you how to think critically. Even after your favorite… — Aaron McGruder Copy Share Image
Television's getting better because people are investing more money and time and respect into it. But the secret weapon of television is… — Zoe Kravitz Copy Share Image
.....there are approximately 125 billion miles of DNA in a human body -- your personal DNA is long enough to wrap around… — Jeremy Narby Copy Share Image
There's often a distressing disconnect between the good words we speak and the way we live our lives. In personal relations and… — Parker J. Palmer Copy Share Image
I sometimes hold it half a sin To put in words the grief I feel For words, like nature, half reveal And… — Alfred Lord Tennyson Copy Share Image
The best way to send information is to wrap it up in a person. — J. Robert Oppenheimer Copy Share Image
Oh, what is the matter with poor Puggy-Wug? Pet him and kiss him and give him a hug. Run and fetch him… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Did you ever see the way the clouds love a mountain? They circle all around it; sometimes you can't even see the… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
It's been a while. I haven't seen the actual gag reel they put on the DVD. I just saw the DVD myself,… — Emily Deschanel Copy Share Image
I'm not "filled with my art". I ain't got no art. I've got only a kind of craftsman's skill, and make stories… — Rose Wilder Lane Copy Share Image
We wield an enormous influence over the world through how we choose to vote and what we choose to buy. Again, it's… — Anthony D. Barnosky Copy Share Image
In his love for the world, the greedy is like the silkworm: the more it wraps in its cocoon, the less it… — Muhammad al-Baqir Copy Share Image
My personal history would not be disappointing to readers, but it is my own affair which I want to keep to myself.… — B. Traven Copy Share Image