I hope I can improve. I'm far from perfect. Sometimes, I wonder what would happen if I fought myself. I think it… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
But you are right, being stupid is not illegal. Otherwise half this town would be behind bars. — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
I have met people that said when their friend was dying, they made them promise that their funeral would be a party… — Andrew W.K Copy Share Image
I won't say that the papers misquote me, but I sometimes wonder where Christianity would be today if some of those reporters… — Barry Goldwater Copy Share Image
The main jobs would be The New Yorker, The Village Voice, The Washington Post and - I'm thinking of The Reporter when… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
I guess it's true what they say: if we could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My fondest wish, I suppose, would be to die at the keyboard right after finishing a book, perhaps with a little time… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
I would like to think that Ive left the world of cardiovascular surgery better than when I found it. That would be… — C. Walton Lillehei Copy Share Image
Life would be fabric-softener, tuna-salad-on-white, PTA-meeting normal. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
When I would be myself, I was being big-headed. I was being egotistical. I was a megalomaniac, when it really was just… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
He may delay because it would not be safe to give us at once what we ask: we are not ready for… — George MacDonald Copy Share Image
It's a response from Donald Trump [to the Pope]. It says, "If and when the Vatican is attacked by ISIS..." Their primary… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
Can you have more than one major MISSION pervading your life? NO. That would be like coming to a fork in the… — Charles Garfield Copy Share Image
But, I would be naive not to recognize the number of musicians who tell me they have been influenced by me and… — Geddy Lee Copy Share Image
I guess it's like trying to put through the flat tax, which is probably my favorite one of all.... if we did… — Clint Eastwood Copy Share Image
No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it's the worst... when… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Let us not disdain glory too much; nothing is finer, except virtue. The height of happiness would be to unite both in… — François-René de Chateaubriand Copy Share Image
I do play all the characters, when I write them, one after another. If they actually had to film me, the only… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
Baseball would be a better game if more third basemen got hit in the mouth by line drivers. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
Chinese leaders are saying amongst themselves, according to the Chinese analysts who follow them most closely, that they believe Donald Trump is… — Evan Osnos Copy Share Image
That all war is physically frightful is obvious; but if that were a moral verdict, there would be no difference between a… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Drama began as the act of a whole community. Ideally, there would be no speculators. In practice, every member of the audience… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
Authors also create lovable, friendly characters, then proceed to do terrible things to them, like throw them in unsightly librarian-controlled dungeons. This… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
We've been in lots of places that I suppose, by Oxford standards, would be considered illiterate, but everyone's completely conversant with the… — Bill McKibben Copy Share Image
Why, if 'tis dancing you would be, There's brisker pipes than poetry. Say, for what were hop-yards meant, Or why was Burton… — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image