Whether it's an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labeled as funny can only be accepted as a compliment. — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
Writers are lucky. Whatever the mood, no matter the longing, the writer can use his words to connect himself to any world he wishes to visit. — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
It's an intangible thing, this thing we call talent, especially if we're in a position to teach and mentor others. — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
Whether it's an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labeled as funny can only be accepted as… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
I am not an actor. Yes, every so often I appear on talk shows to promote something I've written, and I enjoy doing so… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
I write. This is what I do. My job is to sit down with my vocabulary, select words, and decide what order they should… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
I haven't written a brochure yet. It's killing me. I know I have a brochure or pamphlet in me yet. — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
I experimented with my own one-man show a couple of years ago in Aspen when HBO used to have their comedy festival there. I… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
Writers are lucky. Whatever the mood, no matter the longing, the writer can use his words to connect himself to any world he wishes… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
I've had a bris, was Bar Mitzvahed and, on occasion, have referred to a temple as a shul. I've never denied it, nor have… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
My job is to put words together and tell a story. If that doesn't work for you, it's not a war crime. — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I mostly wrote… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
I've been very lucky. I've written for most of my idols and the contemporaries. — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
