I am not an actor. Yes, every so often I appear on talk shows to promote something I've written, and I enjoy doing so because I have a lot of stories to tell, and I like making audiences laugh. But… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
My job is to put words together and tell a story. If that doesn't work for you, it's not a war crime. — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
It's an intangible thing, this thing we call talent, especially if we're in a position to teach and mentor others. — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
Whether it's an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labeled as funny can only be accepted as… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
I am not an actor. Yes, every so often I appear on talk shows to promote something I've written, and I enjoy doing so… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
I write. This is what I do. My job is to sit down with my vocabulary, select words, and decide what order they should… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
I haven't written a brochure yet. It's killing me. I know I have a brochure or pamphlet in me yet. — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
I experimented with my own one-man show a couple of years ago in Aspen when HBO used to have their comedy festival there. I… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
Writers are lucky. Whatever the mood, no matter the longing, the writer can use his words to connect himself to any world he wishes… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
I've had a bris, was Bar Mitzvahed and, on occasion, have referred to a temple as a shul. I've never denied it, nor have… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
My job is to put words together and tell a story. If that doesn't work for you, it's not a war crime. — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I mostly wrote… — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
I've been very lucky. I've written for most of my idols and the contemporaries. — Alan Zweibel Copy Share Image
