I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there's always so much crap, and you have to flip around. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know? — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I'm nervous, that's when the most interesting things happen. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's trying hard… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
I'm obsessed with nature and living in the wild, which I just think is crazy. Imagine if a bear attacked you! That's an actual… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen. — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world.... — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
So many people: Lucille Ball is the earliest incarnation of a woman I thought was funny, Joan Rivers, Roseanne, Carol Burnett, Gilda Radnor, down… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
When I was in New York, I got to see Joan Rivers do an hour of material, and it blew my mind. I don't… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
Working on 'Parks' was like heaven because everyone there was just intimidatingly intelligent and funny, and we would have these hilarious debates about really… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
'Chels-emojis' are in the works. I use emojis heavily in life, and I think a lot of people do. There are a number that… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
