“I also know I have no need to worry about him. He is ever honest when he tarries with the dryads of the woods. But he is male, and nature demands he spread his seed.” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“Nothing could make me pull away meat-market love goddess. My sexy little filet mignon” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“This is worse than death. Now i have to spend eternity with my nagging wife and mother-in-law. what did i do to deserve this?” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“Harb was a ticking time bomb. It was like watching a preacher with Tourette syndrome. You knew the "Shit! Balls!" was coming at some… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“I felt a smile on my face. "Thanks." "For what?" "Using my name instead of calling me a thing.” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“You let your mind rule your reality instead of you ruling your mind." "Are you reading this stuff out of a Dr. Phil book?” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“think I have 'gotten a handle', as you say, on being bored. At first I found the new environment to be most stimulating, but… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“There are two primary essences in this universe: dark and light. Our souls are the containers of this essence, which gives us the true… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“My eyelids felt like had tiny but chubby sleep faeries hanging on the lashes and pulling them closed” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“Apparently alcohol increases charm and courage by at least ten points.” — John Corwin Copy Share Image
“My God, you're hurt," Kyle said. "I'd appreciate it if you didn't use his name around me right now. He's kicking my ass." "God?"… — John Corwin Copy Share Image
