My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably… — Gary Mule Deer Copy Share Image
Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists. — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize in them is infinitely worse. — Rudolph Valentino Copy Share Image
Christ called as his Apostles only men. He did this in a totally free and sovereign way. — Pope John Paul II Copy Share Image
Brigands will demand your money or your life, but a woman will demand both — Samuel Butler Copy Share Image
With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us. — Ralph Kiner Copy Share Image
Shipping magnate of the 20th century If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
If But for the Mercy of my Lord, that my paradise becomes a woman's hell. — Saint Augustine Copy Share Image
No man who respects his mother or loves his sister, can speak disparagingly of any woman; however low she may seem to… — Victoria Woodhull Copy Share Image
It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual impulse that could give the name of the fair sex… — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
A proper wife should be as obedient as a slave... The female is a female by virtue of a certain lack of… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
My friend goes through the wedding section of the Sunday paper looking at the brides-to-be and picks out a Dog-of-the-Week. I think… — David Henry Copy Share Image
Feminists say 60 percent of the country's wealth is in the hands of women. They're letting men hold the other 40 percent… — Earl Wilson Copy Share Image
Woman is a misbegotten man and has a faulty and defective nature in comparison to his. Therefore she is unsure in herself.… — Albertus Magnus Copy Share Image
Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls? Only sissies liked girls? What I'm trying to tell… — Jules Feiffer Copy Share Image
I was surprised to learn that doing household chores qualifies as romantic for most of you [women]. That's exactly why you should… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
A woman must be a cute, cuddly, naive little thing - tender, sweet, and stupid. — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Like all young men, you greatly exaggerate the difference between one young woman and another. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any woman who does not give birth to as many children as she is capable is guilty of murder. — Saint Augustine Copy Share Image
When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. — Don Epperson Copy Share Image
There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. — Coco Chanel Copy Share Image
You were born with your legs apart. They'll send you to the grave in a Y-shaped coffin. — Joe Orton Copy Share Image
A highly intelligent man should take a primitive woman. Imagine if on top of everything else, I had a woman who interfered… — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
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