“slogans about smoking: “Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.” — Craig Johnson Smoking cigarettes Copy Share Image
“This is how it ends with everyone. You fall—you don’t get back up.” — Craig Johnson Ends Copy Share Image
“I think insanity runs in the family. Hell, it practically gallops.” — Craig Johnson Family Copy Share Image
“When you go to a dogfight, it’s always good to bring the meanest bitch.” — Craig Johnson Bitch Copy Share Image
“I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside turn.” — Craig Johnson Stupidity Copy Share Image
It was the second time that day that I stood looking at a space where a large thing wasn't where it was… — Craig Johnson Space Copy Share Image
“nature hates a vacuum and strange things are drawn into empty places; sometimes oddities survive where nothing else can.” — Craig Johnson Empty places Copy Share Image
“Sons, they have their own plans, but a daughter or granddaughter, they will love you forever and take care of you in… — Craig Johnson Child Copy Share Image
“They say statistics by their nature don’t lie, but in my opinion they sometimes do and damnably at that.” — Craig Johnson Data Copy Share Image
“Kind of like the tree that falls in the forest when nobody’s around? I mean, if nobody remembers the history, did it… — Craig Johnson History Copy Share Image
“I should protect and cherish the young, the old, and the infirm, because at some point I would be all of these… — Craig Johnson Cherish Copy Share Image
“I had warned her that lawyers shouldn't marry other lawyers, that it only led to imbecile paralegals.” — Craig Johnson Lawyers Copy Share Image
“Yea, verily, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of deah, I will live forever. If I don't, I sure… — Craig Johnson Death Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what the exact physical dynamics are that cause a shower curtain to attach itself to your body when you… — Craig Johnson Curtain Copy Share Image
“He studied me. “You were in Nam?” I nodded. “Yep.” He turned to Lolo. “Hey, Chief, how many Vietnam vets does it… — Craig Johnson Vietnam vets Copy Share Image
“Somewhere in the distance, the synchronic circles of our pasts had tripped a domino, and the steady whirr had grown till it… — Craig Johnson Time Copy Share Image
“When I hired him I told him two things: no man has any sense till age thirty-five and damn few afterwards . . .” “Amen… — Craig Johnson Man Sense Copy Share Image
“The Reading Terminal Market on 12th and Arch was created in 1892 when the Reading Railroad opened markets below the elevated tracks… — Craig Johnson Fitness Copy Share Image
The place was packed as we flooded in, all the patrons freezing at the sight of an armed sheriff, two deputies, an… — Craig Johnson Construction Copy Share Image
“Contrary to popular belief, there aren’t that many descriptions of hell in the Bible, and the majority of images most people carry… — Craig Johnson Bible Copy Share Image
“Deal.” I reached down and put my empty cup on the porch railing. “Speaking of deals, do you know about the one… — Craig Johnson Empty cup Copy Share Image
“he knew all my caches and clichés—and pulled out an extra box of shells. “What other weapons do we have?” I started… — Craig Johnson Reloaded Round Copy Share Image
“I leaned forward with my elbows on my knees and her book in my hands. Like a lot of things in my… — Craig Johnson Books Copy Share Image
“Most people go through their lives believing in things that they never have much contact with - the police, lawyers, judges, and… — Craig Johnson Faith Copy Share Image
“He swelled into the piece, his hand flat-hatting across the keyboard and thundering the lower notes like a trip-hammer. Finishing what I… — Craig Johnson Sad eyes Copy Share Image
“The Cedar Man also began looking familiar, and I recognized him as Willis Weist, who had disappointed my mother; she had observed… — Craig Johnson Methodist Copy Share Image
“It was my father who taught me to talk to animals.He said they understand a hell of a lot more than we… — Craig Johnson Animals Copy Share Image
“Life is like that.” He flipped through a few more limp pages. “You collect things as you go—the things you think are… — Craig Johnson Life Copy Share Image
“There was a ruffling in the grass as the wind picked up, and Bambino sidestepped to the right and shook his head,… — Craig Johnson Friendship Copy Share Image
“My undersheriff readjusted herself, the irony of her squeaking gunbelt underlying her next statement. “Who you wanna shoot?” He sat there under… — Craig Johnson Afternoon sun Copy Share Image
“Comforting to know that we’re the species that feels the most pain.” — Craig Johnson Comforting Copy Share Image
“There is no shame in it, becoming what your nature says you must be.” — Craig Johnson Nature Copy Share Image
“everything to do with women is foolish and, therefore, absolutely essential.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“cynic is the man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.” — Craig Johnson Cynic Copy Share Image
“Like some strange little religion all its own, the one thing that makes the whole system work is the one thing that… — Craig Johnson Faith Copy Share Image
