A woman will watch the game with you. The perfect woman will watch it on top of you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Who can prove Wit to be witty when with deeper ground Dulness intuitive declares wit dull? — George Eliot Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An investment that pays big dividends if you manage to keep up the interest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Advertising in the final analysis should be news. If it is not news it is worthless. — Adolph Ochs Copy Share Image
Third party auditor is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Vanity, revenge, loneliness, boredom, all apply: lust is one of the least of the reasons for promiscuity. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
The ability to make witty observations is commonly refered to as "cynism" by people who lack it. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
It doesn't bother me that you don't like me, what bothers me is that you are hypocritical and PRETEND to like me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter is just a great joke laboratory. You go in there and there are so many witty people that I know any… — Michael Kupperman Copy Share Image
If you recall childhood, you may remember that the kids who stuck straws and cigarettes up their noses back then seemed funnier… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help… — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
Wit is a treacherous dart. It is perhaps the only weapon with which it is possible to stab oneself in one's own… — Geoffrey Bocca Copy Share Image
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
MAKING LOVE: Man: Call it what you want just as long as we end up in bed. Woman: The greatest expression of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A father may have a child who is ugly and lacking in all the graces, and the love he feels for him… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think the single biggest thing that money gave me-and obviously I came from a place where I was a single mother… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Bishop was all done with the witty conversation. 'Will you swear?' And Myrnin said, shockingly, 'I will.' And he proceeded to, a… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I most enjoyed doing 'Whites,' a show BBC2 cancelled after one series. It had some beautiful, witty, charming scripts and was one… — Darren Boyd Copy Share Image
Just play the moment, that's the fun of it. You just play the moment. It's great writing and very clever writing, I… — Glenn Close Copy Share Image
“Minerva considered herself a reasonably intelligent person, but good heavens . . . handsome men made her stupid. She grew so flustered… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
I suppose no one is as handsome or as beautiful as he or she wishes, or as brilliant in school or as… — Jeffrey R. Holland Copy Share Image
