Just because you're unemployed doesn't mean you're not doing anything useful. You are, for example, at least keeping your mother-in-law's wit sharp. — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
Conservatism is affluent and openhanded, but there is a cunning juggle in riches. I observe that they take somewhat for everythingthey give.… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
As a creator of character his peculiarity is that he creates wherever his eyes rest ... With such a power at his… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
Your wit is always such a delight, Mr. Zeklos. I can barely contain myself around it. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Did you think you could have the good without the evil? Did you think you could have the joy without the sorrow?… — Ray Stannard Baker Copy Share Image
“Our individuality is all, all, that we have. There are those who barter it for security, those who repress it for what… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“Why did men have to ruin everything? The answer was simple, she supposed—because foolish women gave them the chance” — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
Fine wits destroy themselves with their own plots, in meddling with great affairs of state. — John Selden Copy Share Image
One of the great things about the 'Iron Man' franchise is that they employ fascinating actors who don't necessarily do action movies.… — Rebecca Hall Copy Share Image
“Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“When she walked by the two officers, they didn't recognize her. "Have you seen the luscious bonbon with the golden braids?" She… — Laura L. Sullivan Copy Share Image
Sadness is the matrix from which wit and irony spring; sadness is uncomfortable and creative, which is why consumer society cannot tolerate… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
Sarcasm is not the rapier of wit its wielders seem to believe it to be, but merely a club: it may, by… — Rex Stout Copy Share Image
On peut dire que son esprit brille aux dépens de sa mémoire (One may say that his wit shines by the help… — Alain-Rene Lesage Copy Share Image
There is not less wit nor invention in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first… — Pierre Bayle Copy Share Image
The things which ... are esteemed as the greatest good of all ... can be reduced to these three headings, to wit… — Baruch Spinoza Copy Share Image
To be comic is merely to be playful, but wit is a serious matter. To laugh at it is to confess that… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
