Wit Quotes by Jeanne Calment

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit.

— Jeanne Calment

I'm not afraid of anything.

— Jeanne Calment

I think I will die laughing.

— Jeanne Calment

I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it.

— Jeanne Calment

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.

— Jeanne Calment

If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.

— Jeanne Calment

I'd like to go to the Moon.

— Jeanne Calment

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

— Jeanne Calment

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

— Jeanne Calment

I didn't like mundane life.

— Jeanne Calment

When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a…

— Jeanne Calment

I wait for death and journalists.

— Jeanne Calment