As a work of art, it reminds me of a long conversation between two drunks — Clive James Copy Share Image
Three hungovers in a row... you call it insane... I call that a hatrick — Aruho Marwin Machiaveli Copy Share Image
By wine eating cares are put to flight. [Lat., Vino diffugiunt mordaces curae.] — Horace Copy Share Image
I was in the forest jumping around daffodils while everyone was high on heroin. — Rufus Wainwright Copy Share Image
There is nothing more stubborn than a drunkard trying to convince you he is not. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
“When I go to the bar, I never drink much. And to do that I avoid conversations, as silence reduces saliva and… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I make a wicked clam chowdah, and linguine with clam sauce. Oysters I like to eat raw, and mussels in either a… — Jim Himes Copy Share Image
A feast is made for laughter, and wine makes life merry, but money is the answer for everything. — Bible Copy Share Image
What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Does anybody have a cigarette? I'm looking forward to that first smoke. I've been looking forward to [it] for about 30 years. — Leonard Cohen Copy Share Image
The whole drug war is nothing but a pretext to increase police power and personnel, and that, of course, is dead wrong.… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Addiction's some kind of disease? No, it's not. It's a mask for pain that usually comes from childhood and fatherlessness. — Mike Lindell Copy Share Image
“Don't ever think you're better than a drug addict, because your brain works the same as theirs. You have the same circuits.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“People pooh-pooh Bud. It’s an extremely well-made beer. It’s clean, it’s refreshing. If you’re mowing the lawn and you come in and… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“Remember my friend, uncontrolled alcohol, uncontrolled casual sex and mindless indoctrination are not signs of progress, they are signs of drowning into… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
Cuban cigars are an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky. If you're not used to them, you'll get a headache, you'll find them… — Marvin Shanken Copy Share Image
“I hope I don't write TOO many books! When I look at authors who have written too many books, I wonder to… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
The time will come when, with elation you will greet yourself arriving at your own door, in your own mirror and each… — Derek Walcott Copy Share Image
And none of these people, not one of them, had loved any of the others well enough. Failures, he thought, we're all… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
A great wine served in fine glassware is beautiful. But it is also seductive and full of strange promise and perhaps the… — Dave Chambers Copy Share Image