Wine Quotes · Page 84

“I have a hangover that feels like someone let a cat loose inside my face.”

— Charles Yu

You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake.

— Miley Cyrus

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

— Chelsea Handler

We've legalized marijuana recently. Medical marijuana, but the rest will come.

— Susan Sarandon

I'm sure that half the buzz from smoking grass was the fact that it was so illegal.

— Lenny Bruce

We're wanted men, we'll strike again, but first let's have a beer.

— Jimmy Buffett

One drink, two drinks, three, & now four! Show that drunk the way to the door!

— Know Moore

I don't like tea! Never have, never drunk it.

— Catherine Tate

The lot that I came with is really versatile. We people can blend into any role we get. We are like wine.…

— Jackie Shroff

How do you make a small fortune in the wine business? Start with a large fortune and buy a winery.

— Kevin Zraly

Smoking is definitely not cool anymore, and the folks who have worked against that have done a great job.

— Tarana Burke

When men drink wine they are rich, they are busy, they push lawsuits, they are happy, they are friends.

— Aristophanes

“more money than the crooks at Enron and less taste than a drunk after a bottle of tequila”

— Maria Lima

I rarely drink, I don't smoke, so my vice is probably creating. I'm addicted to creating. And women.

— Andre Benjamin

“Reagan himself deemed pot as “probably the most dangerous drug in America today” during the 1980 presidential campaign.”

— Steve Elliott

There are plenty of alcoholics who can be magnificent when drunk: it does not make them any less alcoholic.

— Ingrid Bengis

Selling wine is all about sizing people up, and it takes a certain amount of chutzpah. The tableside bottle sell is a…

— Joe Bastianich

Yeah, man. It's time to let de people get good herbs and smoke. Government's a joke. All dey wan' is ya smoke…

— Bob Marley

Boys like romantic [fairy] tales; but babies like realistic tales - because they find them romantic...This proves that even nursery tales only…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

I began to feel that I lived on a higher plane than the skeptics of the ground; one that was richer because…

— Charles Lindbergh

Y'all drinking whiskey is probably a gregarious act. When you're not an alcoholic it's pretty fun to drink whiskey. But when you…

— Ketch Secor

While alcohol ... continues to wreak havoc in America, supported by a $6 billion-a-year alcohol industry advertising campaign extolling the joy of…

— Lawrence O'Donnell

And then when she takes him through the whole wine tasting process, finishing with a long, languid taste that she really enjoyed…

— Julie James

Poetry, my dear friends, is a sacred incarnation of a smile. Poetry is a sigh that dries the tears. Poetry is a…

— Khalil Gibran

anybody who drinks seriously is poor: so poor, poor, extra poor, me.

— Caitlin Thomas

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

— Epictetus

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death.

— Jack Kerouac

Alcohol is an allergy of the body and an obsession of the mind.

— Rita Mae Brown

You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed.

— Terry Goodkind

I like drinking alone, cause I hate taking care of others.

— Anonymous

[My] worst habit: Drinking too much Budweiser when I get angry.

— Larry Holmes

Beer was not made to be moralised about, but to be drunk.

— Theodore Maynard

My Passion uncontrolled shall rove, Doubly debauched with Wine and Love.

— Anacreon

The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil

— Elsa Maxwell

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.

— Anonymous

I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.

— Tommy Chong

I feast on wine and bread, and feasts they are.

— Michelangelo

Who am I, why am I here? Forget the question, someone give me another beer.

— Meat Loaf

Wine is like the incarnation--it is both divine and human

— Paul Tillich

They say I drink too much... The only problem that I have is that I THINK TOO MUCH!

— Vinnie Paz