“Alcohol is good at disinfecting things It can clean a surface or erase memories” — Richard L. Ratliff Copy Share Image
only a complete alcoholic can think life is funny ... any life! ... — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
“Today, approximately 9 of 10 beers consumed around the globe are lagers.” — Garrett Oliver Copy Share Image
I'm well aware I'm not everyone's cup of tea... I'd rather be someone's shot of whisky anyway. — Unkown Copy Share Image
Is the noble Lord aware that, at the age of 80, there are very few pleasures left to me, but one of… — Jean Barker, Baroness Trumpington Copy Share Image
“Cheekbones that cut like ice and eyes like liquid scotch. Loren Hale is an alcoholic beverage and he doesn't even know it.” — Krista Ritchie Copy Share Image
Nothing agrees with me. If I drink coffee, it gives me dyspepsia; if I drink wine, it gives me the gout; if… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“I don’t know, Half-Pint, something tells me reining you in is probably a pretty good time.” — Jay Crownover Copy Share Image
Love and hate, black and white, Right or wrong, who is right? Some smoke joints to anoint their brain To the vanishing… — Pharoahe Monch Copy Share Image
No, officer I'm not drunk! The reason I'm walking like this is because I'm avoiding snipers. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
He who desires a lifetime of happiness with a beautiful woman desires to enjoy the taste of wine by keeping his mouth… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
How the unforgettable faces of dusk would blend to her, the myriad footsteps, a thousand overtures, would blend to her footsteps; and… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I'm not a real gadgety person. But bottle opener is probably the gadget I can't live without. Actually, I can open a… — Dave Matthews Copy Share Image
I stopped drinking when I was 23. I kind of started when I was 13, so it was a 10-year run. But… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
I've lived long enough to feel the sway of corporations both legal and illegal. Corporations give you drugs and they prescribe and… — Grace Jones Copy Share Image
If you said, 'I'm giving up smoking,' people would put on a parade. If you said, 'I'm going to eat more healthily,'… — Kate Garraway Copy Share Image
“During a working day, there’s nothing I look forward to more than an evening of nothing at all. A meal. A beer… — Herman Koch Copy Share Image
