Grown-up parties are so dull they make me want to throw a tantrum and hurl red wine on the nearest cream-damask armchair. — Claudia Winkleman Copy Share Image
Marijuana grows everywhere in the world. And it really is currency, if you think about it. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I was going to quit all my bad habits.I really was!But then it occurred to me that no one likes a quitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Oh the stellar sensation, Oh the cosmic elevation; Time is sober in death, For the wine of love; Is the blue life… — Stephan Attia Copy Share Image
“So now I was wine-less and new-book-less, which for me is a grievous state of affairs.” — Jinx Schwartz Copy Share Image
“Eight hours after putting out a cigarette, you are 97% nicotine-free. After just three days of not smoking, you are 100% nicotine-free.” — Allen Carr Copy Share Image
“Unfortunately for you, Scotty,' I said, removing his hand, 'they don't serve a drink called the Idiotfucker.” — Megan McCafferty Copy Share Image
How terrible to be alcoholic. You just want to quietly soothe and maybe poison yourself, but you end up poisoning those around… — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
I knew that if I woke up hung over, I couldn't do the best possible job on the show, so I had… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You can only go with the excesses to a certain point; it wasn't always the Jack Daniels bottle. We weren't just a… — Michael Anthony Copy Share Image
“GREG ANNOUNCES HIS RESEARCH AS TO WHAT IS GOING ON: 'Alright I have a theory " he announced rejoining us and taking… — John G. Hartness Copy Share Image
Lesbian?” Payton turned around and saw J.D. standing there. Maybe it was the wine. Maybe she was basking in the glow of… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“The result would be random little lurches that would result in what is known as a random walk. The best way for… — Walter Isaacson Copy Share Image
Pot is an insidious drug because it can steal your life away from you, without you even being aware of it. I… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“If you have ever been so upset by something that you drank yourself unconscious only to wake up some time later in… — Brian Cramer Copy Share Image
It's funny, because when you tell people you've stopped drinking, there's an automatic reaction. People ask, 'Was it a lifestyle choice or… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
It's a myth created by my 'well-wishers' that I used to have long drinking sessions every night with my cronies. — Shatrughan Sinha Copy Share Image
I never take drugs. I took ecstasy when I was in Ibiza once, but it didn't work for me. I think I… — Pedro Winter Copy Share Image
Care like hell! Sit around the bars and drink, and pose, and pretend, all you want to, but in reality, deep down… — Lincoln Steffens Copy Share Image
I think sober is the new black. That's the cool thing now. I'm trying to make it the cool thing. — Ronnie Radke Copy Share Image
I don't take drugs. I never did. All the feelings that drugs are supposed to produce in you - confidence or energy… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
Cosmic systems intertwine, astral bodies drip like wine, all of nature ebbs and flows. Comets shoot across the sky, can't explain the… — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
“How happy life would be if an undertaking retained to the end the delight of its beginning, if the dregs of a… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them… — Frank Zappa Copy Share Image
Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine, There’s always laughter and good red wine. At least I’ve always found it so. Benedicamus Domino! — Hilaire Belloc Copy Share Image
I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not… — Graham Coxon Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
They didn't trademark everything back then. Now someone farts and they put a TM after it. Even Miller Lite says 'A Fine… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
Good ale, the true and proper drink of Englishmen. He is not deserving of the name of Englishman who speaketh against ale,… — George Henry Borrow Copy Share Image
“Limit yourself to wines with names you can’t pronounce that are made from grapes harvested during or before Full House season one.” — The Betches Copy Share Image
“Well,' Bill said, 'we might as well have another drink.' 'Damned good idea,' Mike said. 'One never gets anywhere by discussing finances.” — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I hear these people saying [Barack Obama]'s like George Bush. Those people ought to be drug tested. I mean, it's crazy. — Robert Gibbs Copy Share Image
“God made alcohol and he made feet - and he made 'em so you could put 'em together and be happy!” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
These ante meridiem cats, insomniacs... Four in the mornin' we throwin back some Cognac juice. — Prodigy Copy Share Image
I could never afford to be in a position where I could do something stupid, so I gave up drinking. — Bob Hawke Copy Share Image
Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame. — Jesse Ventura Copy Share Image
Bring the pure wine of love and freedom. But sir, a tornado is coming. More wine, we'll teach this storm A thing… — Rumi Copy Share Image
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