“I spent most of my money on booze and broads and I wasted the rest of it.” — Nelson DeMille Copy Share Image
And now, with the aid of this common beer glass, I shall play my fifty guinea solo. — Kenny Baker Copy Share Image
“Turns out there’s a reason smoking is not allowed on construction sites.” — Kathy Bryson Copy Share Image
“I thought, you see, that there must be some connection between money and memorable experience; between rare wine and rare intelligence. In… — Jincy Willett Copy Share Image
When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk. — Richard Burton Copy Share Image
A little learning is a dangerous thing; Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: There shallow Draughts intoxicate the Brain, And… — Alexander Pope Copy Share Image
“I wonder how many women are held up in their bed waiting to be sung to, served wine to, read poetry to,… — Brandon Villasenor Copy Share Image
A kid once said to me "Do you get hangovers?" I said, "To get hangovers you have to stop drinking. — Lemmy Kilmister Copy Share Image
“He was experimenting cautiously with the idea of being happy, dipping an uncertain toe into those intoxicatingly carbonated waters.” — Lev Grossman Copy Share Image
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth. — George Burns Copy Share Image
“Love: It's like a bottled wine, to be kept in seclusion. The older it gets, the richer it tastes.” — Rakesh Sarkar Copy Share Image
I don't believe in angels but the moon is now dead for me. The last glass of wine is gone before the… — Roque Dalton Copy Share Image
I use the term bar-room to represent every means for the sale and traffic in liquor, and I earnestly appeal to the… — Thomas Jordan Jarvis Copy Share Image
“He feels drunk or at least carbonated. Insane. At first, he thinks this is happiness, but then he determines it’s love. Fucking… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
So much for the crusade against drugs . . . all America is actually doing is consolidating its position as the biggest… — Alexander Cockburn Copy Share Image
“Me and the bottle have always been friends, we've had a few old nasty fights but the bottle would always win, so… — George Jones Copy Share Image
“Any meal at the front was an exercise in war-time ingenuity and devotion of the lower classes for their officers. The Petite… — Jeremiah Tower Copy Share Image
“God damn there is nothing better tasting in the whole damn world than warm brains when you were shot the hell up,… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
I've tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. I think America's view on… — Kirsten Dunst Copy Share Image
