I beg you come tonight and dine A welcome waits you and sound wine The Roederer chilly to a charm As Juno's… — Thomas Bailey Aldrich Copy Share Image
The man who says, 'my country right or wrong' is like the man who says, 'my mother drunk or sober' — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My critique of how we deal with drugs in society is just that - that we use these anecdotes to apply to… — Carl Hart Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk! DUDE! You were begging my sponge for the Krabby Patty Secret Formula! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't drink wine during the day. Not even a little. Otherwise, the rest of the day is an apology. — Angie Dickinson Copy Share Image
Often addiction after addiction is the price one pays. If they can't give their own life praise... — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Smoking is, if not my life, then at least my hobby. I love to smoke. Smoking is fun. Smoking is cool. Smoking… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
“Psf. I'm not an alcoholic. An alcoholic needs a drink. Look here," I explained raising my next shot to her. "I already… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due… — George Jones Copy Share Image
Bourbon's the only drink. Youcan take all that champagne stuff and pour it down the English Channel. Well, why wait 80 years… — John Michael Hayes Copy Share Image
Actually, I used to think that it was normal to feel bad, like, Doesn't everybody feel like this? It was only when… — Troy Deeney Copy Share Image
Pot must be legalized as it grows in nature. It is natural and organic too. It is part of the hemp world… — Steven Machat Copy Share Image
You're drinking in the joy of life,' Bear told her when she tried to explain why she was laughing. 'There's so much… — Regina Doman Copy Share Image
Tell the youth them nah fit take pil.l Too much crack and cocaine. A make the world a feel ill, yuh kno.… — Collie Buddz Copy Share Image
This is why it is good to remember: if you want to get high, don’t drink whiskey; read Shakespeare, Tennyson, Keats, Neruda,… — Natalie Copy Share Image
I smoke my head off. I smoke weed all the damn time. But that's my benign weed. That's all I take, that's… — Keith Richards Copy Share Image
“Pfft. Wine is the greatest invention. Next to the vibrator, of course. They’re equally fabulous.” — Emma Hart Copy Share Image
Well, I decided to stop. And I did. I stopped smoking, and I stopped speed at the same time. — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
I think if you drink too much and you're told you drink too much, typically you don't like it. I know I… — Spencer Matthews Copy Share Image
If you drink O'Douls, you don't drink; but if you drink 20 O'Douls in a half hour, then you're a non-alcoholic. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I think drugs and alcohol aren't a wrestling problem, it's a life problem, it's a people problem. — CM Punk Copy Share Image
“we could slam tequila shots over my current problem until we came up with a solution … or passed out trying.” — Ann Charles Copy Share Image
An aching head and trembling limbs, which are the inevitable effects of drinking, disincline the hands from work. — George Washington Copy Share Image
If Placebo was a drug, they would no doubt be pure heroin - dangerous, mysterious and totally addictive. — Brian Molko Copy Share Image
“...for our times are not satisfied with faith and not even with the miracle of changing water into wine - they 'go… — Søren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
“The "delirium tremens" of alcoholic drunkards has unmistakable symptoms, but that of those intoxicated with theories is easily confused with genius.” — Samael Aun Weor Copy Share Image
I don't drink much and I smoke very little. I guess my only bad habit is robbing banks. Now you see, fellas,… — John Dillinger Copy Share Image
I always prefer things straight up, not cold or watered down. Not big on cocktails either. — Jude Law Copy Share Image
If you're an asshole, you have an excuse for being an asshole because you're a junkie. But then once you give up… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
Heres to us fools, that have no meaning. I tip my glass to you. Lets toast the night away to friends, and… — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
I'm either a really good drunk or I'm an out and out shit, horrible, violent, abusive, emotional drunk. — Amy Winehouse Copy Share Image
“Wise random strangers at bars are modern-day Oracles of Delphi, except drunk and sometimes leaving abruptly when it's their turn for karaoke.” — Kelly Williams Brown Copy Share Image
The increased use of cigarettes and tobacco products among youth is worrying. Starting with cigarettes and tobacco, youngsters are soon lured into… — M. Jayachandran Copy Share Image
“Brusco had a bad back, and could not lift anything heavier than a tankard of brown ale.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
I am not sure I trust you." "You can trust me with your life, My King." "But not with my wine, obviously.… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
I am not so foolish as to murmur, if now, since I have drunk up my wine and beer, I have to… — Sigrid Undset Copy Share Image
Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice...What about having a hot friend on a cold… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But one of the many problems with being an alcoholic is that when people tell you how bad you are when you’re… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Marijuana is a much bigger part of the American addiction problem than most people - teens or adults - realize. — John Walters Copy Share Image
