“Between you and me, Plato was a hack. All that crap about higher forms and caves? He was drunk when he wrote… — Gene Doucette Copy Share Image
“The plan was,we drink untill the pain is over but whats worse,the pain or the hangover?” — Kanye west Copy Share Image
Better start taking notes as I'm taking tokes. The hood wanna see you die and they taking votes. — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
“Before they knew it, Ev and Biz were getting sloppy drunk with the former vice president of the United States.” — Nick Bilton Copy Share Image
People can tell what's in beer, eh? Like my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like. — Bob McKenzie Copy Share Image
Lo! the poor toper whose untutored sense, Sees bliss in ale, and can with wine dispense; Whose head proud fancy never taught… — George Crabbe Copy Share Image
I got the type of weed that make you wanna bug out without a doubt the type of shit that get you… — Kottonmouth Kings Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others. — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
We have a problem with drugs? Let's declare war on drugs! We have a problem with crime? Let's declare war on crime!… — Peter McWilliams Copy Share Image
Really, truly, try to figure out what your palate is all about. If you've determined that you don't like dirty old stinky… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
The external part of religion is doubtless of little value in comparison with the internal, and so is the cask in comparison… — Thomas Hartwell Horne Copy Share Image
Of all men the drunkard is the foulest. The thief when he is not stealing is like another. The extortioner does not… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
“For you, there is underage, and then, there is underage. I believe a taste of wine is perfectly acceptable, but please stick… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
“Chapter 3 - How To Invest In Marijuana After evaluating the risks and returns associated with investing in the marijuana industry, many… — CannaGlobe Consulting Copy Share Image
The problem is that you don't just choose recovery. You have to keep choosing recovery, over and over and over again. You… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
And its wrong, so I keep the Cali weed in the bong and I'm strong but the female anatomy got me sprung. — Nas Copy Share Image
If you go out for a drink, you go out for a drink. You don't think, 'I'll have a few pints. I'll… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar. — Ron White Copy Share Image
I'll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to make. Sell it for a dollar. It's addictive.… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has. — Fuzzy Zoeller Copy Share Image
The world needs water. For every bottle of wine you drink you contribute to conserving the drinking water reserves. — Paul-Emile Victor Copy Share Image
“Hey, the statistics are there. Alcohol kills thirty-five thousand people a year. This is just one more extreme example.” — L.J. Sellers Copy Share Image
Some people recovering from drugs or alcohol stay with the programs indefinitely, making the recovery program their family, a long-term source of… — Keith Henson Copy Share Image
Wine stimulates the mind and makes it quick with heat; care flees and is dissolved in much drink. — Ovid Copy Share Image
The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward. — Jose Bergamin Copy Share Image
The war on drugs is very, very real, and the war on helping people with mental illness is very, very real. — Wendy Williams Copy Share Image
“The whiskey’s aroma was his equivalent of fresh brewed coffee. 'Here’s looking at you, love,' Mayne said aloud, raising the bottle to… — Del James Copy Share Image
I don't need to drink anymore because you not being there is what I was trying to run away from — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One thing I hope I'll never be is drunk with my own power. And anybody who says I am will never work… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
It's as though a certain level of intoxication with the mushroom is the precondition for being able to communicate, but is not… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
I think Cosmo's campaign is great, and that the possession and distribution of any of these 'rape drugs' should be illegal. — David Schwimmer Copy Share Image
“Of course Wayne had probably been drunk at the time. That also tended to do strange things to a person's sense of… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
...lust is only a sweet poison for the weakling, but for those who will with a lion's heart it is the reverently… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
I'm pretending to be hungover tomorrow so coworkers don't find out I go to bed at 10:30 p.m. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is wine for the soul - laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness - the hilarious declaration made… — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
...most Substance-addicted people are also addicted to thinking, meaning they have a compulsive and unhealthy relationship with their own thinking. — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
“I kept watching Toby to see how he'd manage with those little wineglasses and his big nose, but I never managed to… — J.L. Merrow Copy Share Image
It may seem hard to believe - unless you sit down and taste them - but some of the world's greatest sweet… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
An e-cigarette does not function in manner of a traditional cigarette because it functions electrically rather than via combustion of a material… — Ken Cuccinelli Copy Share Image
