Wine Quotes · Page 217

“Wine is not a magic serum of truth. It just silences that smart little voice in your head which advises against saying…

— David Alejandro Fearnhead

Good Chianti, that aged, majestic and proud wine, enlivens my heart, and frees it painlessly from all fatigue and sadness.

— Francesco Redi

The French have never produced a great philosopher. Great wine maybe, but no great philosophers.

— Michael O'Leary

“It's unpleasantly like being drunk." "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "You ask a glass of water.”

— Douglas Adams

I don't like the feeling of being too drunk; I don't even like the taste of alcoholic drinks half the time.

— Paul Mullin

“Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

To get over the guilt of drinking, take your brandy in milk. This way, it becomes medicinal.

— Catherine Cookson

I don't know what is marijuana. Perhaps I will try it when it will no longer be criminal. I will have my…

— Jean Chretien

How can this come about?" Mary asked. "The Holy Spirit will come upon you," the angel answered, "and the power of the…

— John of Damascus

I believe that the responsibility of the winemaker is to take that fruit and get it into the bottle as the most…

— Robert M. Parker, Jr

The Z’s will kill us all, and then the Z’s will die out and in sixty years there will be no one…

— John Green

The use of language around drugs is really important. So we find that it's increasingly difficult in our society to find the…

— Graham Hancock

“The moment you stop smoking, everything that goes wrong in your life is blamed on the fact that you’ve stopped smoking. Now…

— Allen Carr

Drink is in itself a good creature of God, and to be received with thankfulness, but the abuse of drink is from…

— Increase Mather

And I have always told the patients when I talk to them. When they come around and say, "What will you have…

— Betty Ford

“I live in Conrad Down 15, a grungy area fifteen floors underground in Conrad Bubble. If my neighborhood were wine, connoisseurs would…

— Andy Weir

“...for people like me, People Who Drink Too Much Pinot Noir and Dance Dance Dance. Always the Dancing. I drink Pinot Noir.…

— Pablo Fenjves

The war on drugs has made government more powerful, citizens less free, and hasn't helped users or addicts.

— Victor Mitchell

You want a better world...? Legalize pot right now. ...end the deficit? Legalize pot right now...biggest cash crop in America.

— Bill Hicks

I'm always amazed when I hear people saying, "That George Bush, he's a great leader". And I wonder, where can one find…

— Lewis Black

“It’s not really wine,” he said. “It’s Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send…

— Jennifer Echols

“Common sense got drunk and giddy when Olivia was on the premises. Maybe he should just raise a glass, too, and dub…

— Kelly Moran

I'm not a terrible smoker, actually. My major addiction, which is horrible, is straight boys.

— Rufus Wainwright

You know you drank too much the night before when you wake up with crop circles in your pubes.

— Doug Benson

I would just like to say that opera is no longer about fat people in breastplates shattering wine glasses.

— Lesley Garrett

If we legalize marijuana & taxed it like we do gasoline, we wouldn't need any other tax increases.

— Anonymous

“I don't drink and drive. I could live with killing myself but I couldn't live with killing someone else.”

— Atticus

“The French are often, when it comes to wine, so formal that they border on the ridiculous.”

— Muriel Barbery

Whatever you wanna drink girl, pick right now. If you can't hold your liquor, better quit right now.

— Drake

If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.

— Scott Adams

It's sort of cliche, but when you're playing drunk, your character is trying to appear sober.

— Corey Stoll

Whisky making is an act of cooperation between the blessings of nature and the wisdom of man.

— Masataka Taketsuru

“He is like ice cream without the calories or whiskey without the hangover. He's a drug. My drug.”

— Carmel Rhodes

All right, Ill make a deal with you. You dont interfere with my drinking, and Ill stay sober enough to help you.…

— Hunger Games

I was an alcoholic, for sure. It became a problem steadily over the course of six years.

— Jordan Knight

You don't need cocaine! There's another way to get real high, and really mess your mind up, it's called marathon running!

— Robin Williams

I hadn't done any professional singing. I had sung in the shower and in my car and sometimes at a family bonfire…

— Jessica Pare

“It's dangerous and dirty and smells bad and--" "Yeah, well, so is sex and drugs and everything else worth doing.”

— Lili St. Crow

Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to…

— John Cleese

It is a growing process. You can't just like beer. You have to start somewhere and learn the different flavors.

— Isaac Hanson