Man being reasonable must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication; Glory, the grape, love, gold - in these are… — Lord Byron Copy Share Image
Look not thou on beauty's charming; Sit thou still when kings are arming; Taste not when the wine-cup glistens; Speak not when… — Walter Scott Copy Share Image
Drink to me only with thine eyes, And I will pledge with mine; Or leave a kiss but in the cup And… — Ben Jonson Copy Share Image
Happiness is a fragile thing, and alcohol, as I know from the house I grew up in, is dangerous to it. — Marian Engel Copy Share Image
Mirth is the sweet wine of human life. It should be offered sparkling with zestful life unto God. — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying. — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
But on the other hand, pot is the best recreational substance for teenagers, athletes, people who have naturally high adrenaline. — Tommy Chong Copy Share Image
What does drunkenness accomplish? It discloses secrets, it ratifies hopes, and urges even the unarmed to battle. — Horace Copy Share Image
I think hemp is one of the greatest plants that God put in the ground, and I don't think anybody has the… — Willie Nelson Copy Share Image
I have lived hard and ruined the essential innocence [sic] in myself that could make it that possible [sic], and the fact… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I'm an outlaw, not a philosopher, but I know this much: there's meaning in everything, all things are connected, and a good… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
I was just staying home and getting stoned and drinking. It was a pretty rough period. I think that's kind of the… — Lydia Loveless Copy Share Image
“That summer I also discovered the first alcoholic drink I actually liked the taste of, a drink that was very hip and… — Lauren Graham Copy Share Image
“We do not want to believe that we cannot control alcohol and that alcohol is, in truth, controlling and dictating our lives.… — Liz Hemingway Copy Share Image
I too searched far and wide for the cure to addiction, but my medical and psychiatric background did not lead me to… — Abraham J. Twerski Copy Share Image
I started running around my 30th birthday. I wanted to lose weight; I didn't anticipate the serenity. Being in motion, suddenly my… — Michael Weatherly Copy Share Image
My favorite drink is a Coke and vodka - very simple. Or a red wine, if Im being more chill. — Kenya Kinski-Jones Copy Share Image
I dont drink so that Im more fun to be around. I drink so that youre more fun to be around!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a… — Eric Burdon Copy Share Image
“They talk on about death, about boredom, they drink wine, they laugh, they have a good time, they are happy.” — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
“There are two things you should never do alone: one is get divorced, the other is drink.” — Cheryl Nielsen Copy Share Image
“The doctor lifted the bottle. “Thank you,” said Felix. “I never drink spirits.” “You will,” said the doctor.” — Djuna Barnes Copy Share Image
I like this world. I like drinking champagne. I like not smoking. I like Dutch people speaking Dutch. — John Green Copy Share Image
“Unmatch'd at the bottle, unconquer'd in war, He drank his poor god-ship as deep as the sea; No tide of the Baltic… — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
“There's a reason people get drunk after funerals, and I suddenly know what it is: the flip side of sadness is a… — Hilary T. Smith Copy Share Image
I can take pot or leave it. I got busted in Japan for it. I was nine days without it and there… — Paul McCartney Copy Share Image
He is not drunk, who from the floor, Can rise again and drink some more; But he is drunk who prostrate lies,… — Omar Khayyam Copy Share Image
Drinking alcohol will reduce your pain or not, I can not sure! But of course will lower your honor — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
You can't rush good wine. It has to sit. And when you finally drink it, it's the bomb. It's worth the wait. — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
“You’ve taken so many drugs that you couldn’t legally operate a pair of safety scissors.” — S.M. Reine Copy Share Image
People who smoke cigarettes, they say "You don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes I do. It's as hard… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I think the only remotely interesting drug was acid. I had a slightly peculiar attitude towards it I think. Just about everything… — Jonathan Meades Copy Share Image
To a drinker the sensation is real and pure and akin to something spiritual: you seek; in the bottle, you find. — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I can't stand when people use drugs as an escape. It's like, everybody suffers. Deal with your issues, you'll feel so much… — Alyson Hannigan Copy Share Image
People should stop choosing their partners whilst they are drunk, on the grounds they must sober up at some point. — Steve Fowler Copy Share Image
“We drank our whiskeys. It was the good stuff and it tasted of salt, sea, rain, wind and the Old Testament.” — Adrian McKinty Copy Share Image
This is the way I look when I'm sober. That's enough to make a person drink, wouldn't you say? — James Pinckney Miller Copy Share Image
I prefer old books and find them more relevant. I dislike new books. It's like drinking wine that's not ready. — Jonathan Lethem Copy Share Image