What's the point of having a book club if you don't get to eat brownies and drink wine? — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Is there any problem that a bottle of wine and peanut butter can't solve? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You go to jail for drinking beer and then walking with your bike. You go to jail for smoking a joint. For… — Janusz Palikot Copy Share Image
Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be? — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
It is amazing how many times the words 'I need another drink' has bailed me out of awkward conversations. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not a great beer drinker, but I do like Butcombe, probably because it's made of good Somerset water. — Jacob Rees-Mogg Copy Share Image
Quitting smoking can be a very good test of ones character. Pass the test and you will have accomplished so much more… — Abraham Maslow Copy Share Image
The alcohol is only thing in this world that who gives a to the society human face from within a hidden beast. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Smoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life. — David Hockney Copy Share Image
I'm an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
I have found that whiskey is enjoyed as a refined secret pleasure in many cities - and it appears to be popular… — Lawrence Osborne Copy Share Image
I've been in rehabs with hardcore heroin addicts who say, 'I've kicked the heroin, but I can't let go of the tobacco.'… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Time for Wine Tasting 101. “So here’s how this works. When tasting a wine, as opposed to casual drinking, there are four… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“As Vladimir Lenin once reportedly said, “A lie told often enough becomes the truth.” Although Obama did not drink deeply at this… — Jack Cashill Copy Share Image
That's what I hate about the war on drugs. All day long we see those commercials: "Here's your brain, here's your brain… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
I was every Londoner's stereotypical idea of a brash, vulgar American. When I got here, it turned out that London was the… — Toby Young Copy Share Image
I’m driving,” Louis-Cesare said, sliding into the low seat as easily as if he’d done it a hundred times. “You’re drunk.” I… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
One substitute for the disappearing Evil Empire (The Soviet Union) has been the threat of drug traffickers from Latin America. In early… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
![“That's what I hate about the war on drugs. All day long we see those commercials: "Here's your brain, here's your brain on drugs", "Just Say No", "Why do you think they call it dope?" … And then the next commercial is [singing] "This Bud's for yooouuuu." C'mon, everybody, let's be hypocritical…” quote by Bill Hicks](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1d7/bill-hicks-970_brain_that-s-what-i-hate-about-the-war-on-drug_2826763.jpg)
