“Dionysus the god of drinking so hard you wake up with TWO hangovers and then they FIGHT.” — Cory O'Brien Copy Share Image
With wine and food, the confidence of my own table, and the necessity of reassuring my wife, I grew by insensible degrees… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Years of alcohol can do that to a person, make him dead but not departed, make him indelible to those who have… — Monique Truong Copy Share Image
“What is addiction? Only those that have been kept secret; are addictions. Those that are openly visible cannot be called addiction.” — Dada Bhagwan Copy Share Image
If you're drunk please don't drive. If you're on shrooms please don't think Walmart's a prison for bad clothing that needs help… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I know lots of people that take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work every day, no… — Lily Allen Copy Share Image
If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender. — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
“You should beware of priests, my son. And people who don’t drink vodka. Worst of all are priests who don’t drink vodka.” — Jonas Jonasson Copy Share Image
Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
You can argue about violence. It's destructive, but people are inherently violent in a lot of ways. Abusing drugs is always bad… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
“Alcohol is similar: I don’t drink, but the drinkers in the MMM and Early Retirement Extreme communities often carry a flask with them when they go,… — Sebastian Marshall Copy Share Image
Manly natural religion - it is not joining the Church; it is not to believe in a creed, Hebrew, Protestant, Catholic, Trinitarian,… — Theodore Parker Copy Share Image
There are many great wine producers from all over the world making fantastic wines. Italian wines especially are making an enormous comeback… — Rocco DiSpirito Copy Share Image
I will say that going to these meetings and things, you know, I thought that, you know, be in a room with… — Lynda Carter Copy Share Image
“Today, I believe there is no such thing as the recreational use of cannabis. The concept is equally embraced by prohibitionists and… — Steve DeAngelo Copy Share Image
The Illinois Senate passed a bill on Wednesday to legalize medical marijuana. The bill was passed after the state senator said, 'Come… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh,… — Sean Connery Copy Share Image
I wasn't really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less. — John Denver Copy Share Image
I don't look like someone who leans on a mantelpiece with a cocktail in my hand, you know. — Charles Bronson Copy Share Image
They're like ''You're an alcoholic.'' I go ''No, I'm not.'' and then-apparently that's what alcoholics say too, you know? — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
“whenever someone asks him why he smokes, he inevitably answers: “Because I like to cough.” — Paul Auster Copy Share Image
The air is like a draught of wine. The undertaker cleans his sign, The Hull express goes off the line, When it's… — Noel Coward Copy Share Image
“What the two drank together, between Hilary Term and Michaelmas, might have floated a king's ship.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Right now everyone is drinking bad wine made of sour grapes and hysteria. Let them drink it, and let them regret it… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
I got the Rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon And I roll the best weed cause I got it going… — Snoop Dogg Copy Share Image
1lb beefstak, with 1pt bitter beer every 6 hours. 1 ten-mile walk every morning. 1 bed at 11 sharp every night. And… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
When I stopped drinking, it was only because I thought if I don't stop, I'm going to die. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“Cigars, of course, are made of trail mix, of crushed cashews and Granola and raisins, soaked in maple syrup and dried in… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I'm rolling, I'm smoking, they burning for hours and if it's fine, I'm smoking the whole thing entire. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
“Wandering’s the most addictive drug there is, I think, and every hidden road leads on to a dozen more.” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“The obvious tactic for avoiding alcohol-precipitated crashes is to avoid riding after drinking. And that’s a decision you have to make before… — David L. Hough Copy Share Image
Marijuana allows one to take a breath and see the realities of a situation without the news beating their interpretation into our… — Steven Machat Copy Share Image
“I've been off drugs and booze since I almost killed myself on speed two weeks ago. But my gratitude for being alive… — Johnny Dark Copy Share Image
We are nowhere forbidden to laugh, or be satisfied with food...or to be delighted with music or to drink wine. — John Calvin Copy Share Image
Other vices make their own way; this makes way for all vices. He that is a drunkard is qualified for all vice. — Francis Quarles Copy Share Image
I like a fine wine. Who can beat that? I don't think it helps writing; I think it's a hinderance. It helps… — Gavin Friday Copy Share Image
“Smoking’s banned in my house. Cigarettes harm your body,” he said, knocking back half of the bottle of beer.” — Jo Nesbø Copy Share Image
Have you ever been to an AA meeting? No wonder these people are alcoholics - I've never needed a drink more badly… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
