I used to be a drinker but I found out how bad it was and I let it alone. — David Edwards Copy Share Image
“Neely O'Hara: [drunk in a bar] Who's stoned? I am merely traveling incognito.” — Jacqueline Susann Copy Share Image
“There’s Ambien-in-alcohol weird and then there’s Ambien-mistaken-for-cocaine weird.” — Tanya Thompson Copy Share Image
I do not consume alcohol. You won't find a single picture that shows me drinking. — Yo Yo Honey Singh Copy Share Image
TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Music. Wine. A cigar. The small luxuries of life are how we survive what the mind can’t fathom.” — Mark T. Sullivan Copy Share Image
Burgundy was the winiest wine, the central, essential, and typical wine, the soul and greatest common measure of all the kindly wines… — Charles Edward Montague Copy Share Image
“If I asked, would you tell me?” “I don’t know.” “Do I want to know?” “No. You don’t. … Fuck, I’m drunk.” — Jasinda Wilder Copy Share Image
I think it is a great error to consider a heavy tax on wines as a tax on luxury. On the contrary,… — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
So a red bull and a blunt would be fine, just wanna feel fine, just wanna kill time, just wanna relax &… — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
Humanity I love you because when you're hard up you pawn your intelligence to buy a drink. — e. e. cummings Copy Share Image
See, when I smoked pot it was illegal, but not immoral. Now, it is illegal AND immoral. The law didn't change, only… — Newt Gingrich Copy Share Image
“New Revelation from Heaven: The sin is not in wine, but in drunkenness and loss of self-control or conscience. If you don't… — Mwanandeke Kindembo Copy Share Image
“Despite Coach's admonishment, some of us on the team smoked marijuana. I had been exposed to it back in New York and… — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Copy Share Image
I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
They who have drunk beer, fall on their back, but there is a peculiarity in the effects of the drink made from… — Aristotle Copy Share Image
I do not believe that marijuana is a gateway drug, and having been a mayor trying to keep my community safe, if… — Cory Booker Copy Share Image
The only award I've been nominated for is a Scottish BAFTA. A Scottish BAFTA, it's like hearing that the animals have their… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
And, whoa!" He turned to Mr.D. "Your the wine dude? No way!" Mr.D turned hi eyes away from me and gave Nico… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“With drug use related harms, explanatory models are often presented as predictive tools, even though they ‘are [rarely if ever] predictive of… — Daniel Waterman Copy Share Image
“You're like a tipsy man as thinks everybody's had too much but himself.” — George Eliot Copy Share Image
[Political movements] both favor alcohol and are against pot. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Got me drinking out of the bottle, living for today, ain't thinking bout' tomorrow. — Wiz Khalifa Copy Share Image
Haven't you learned yet that I put something more than whisky into my speeches. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image