“There's more food in one bottle of beer, me lad, than twenty sandwiches.” — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
Its only good if you don't remember it, one tequila two tequila three tequila floor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't drink most of the time and I do have the odd drink here and there. I try to manage it.… — Richard Bacon Copy Share Image
I want to be remembered by: Can't we all just get along? You know? And like I say, I know I shouldn't… — Rodney King Copy Share Image
Tobacco is the second most dangerous drug available to our culture. Number one is alcohol follow by many pharmacy pills. So no,… — Steven Machat Copy Share Image
I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry. — Esai Morales Copy Share Image
Erry state, sold out, fuck around and need a barricade. My weed loud I need a hearing aid. — Big Sean Copy Share Image
In order to sell in all the different places where medical marijuana is legal, you have to build a facility and grow… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
The public health authorities never mention the main reason many Americans have for smoking heavily, which is that smoking is a fairly… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
Swimmin' laps around a bottle of Louie the Thirteenth Jumpin' off of a mountain into a sea of codeine I'm at the… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
“Often misunderstood, Dionysus is far more than a wine deity. He is the Breaker of Chains, who rescues not only the flesh… — Tanith Lee Copy Share Image
“May 20 Coming Out Of Isolation "We find ourselves doing and enjoying things that we never thought we would be doing." Basic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I find someone I respect writing about an edgy, nervous wine that dithered in the glass, I cringe. When I hear… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“That the work of a drinker who had no intention of stopping drinking should become a major propaganda piece in the campaign… — Jack London Copy Share Image
Drugs. If they did not exist our governors would have invented them in order to prohibit them and so make much of… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
Thanks be to God. Since my leaving the drinking of wine, I do find myself much better, and do mind my business… — Samuel Pepys Copy Share Image
Other countries drink to get drunk, and this is accepted by everyone; in France, drunkenness is a consequence, never an intention. A… — Roland Barthes Copy Share Image
Being drunk is not an excuse for anything peeps. Take responsibility for your actions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't drink and I don't smoke. Judge me all you want. I'm making the right choice. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into. — Don Marquis Copy Share Image
Drugs ? thy're good for fun, those moments last. For problems they just make it worst. — Daniyal Butt Copy Share Image
Whatsoever is in the heart of the sober man, is in the mouth of the drunkard. — John Lyly Copy Share Image
Unfortunately I'm not a smoker, so cigars have never been a part of my agenda. — Bobby Sherman Copy Share Image
If you smoke, plain and simple, stop smoking. If you drink, plain and simple, stop. — Bernard Hopkins Copy Share Image
