“I wanted to like booze more than I actually did (which is more or less the precise opposite of how I felt… — John Green Copy Share Image
She taught me everything I knew about crawfish and kissing and pink wine and poetry. She made me different. — John Green Copy Share Image
Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old. — John Green Copy Share Image
“Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But… — John Green Copy Share Image
I like this world. I like drinking champagne. I like not smoking. I like Dutch people speaking Dutch. — John Green Copy Share Image
“We pour Scotch into a glass and then call to mind thoughts of water, and then we mix the actual Scotch with… — John Green Copy Share Image
You know how we make a Scotch and water in this home?" "No, sir," Gus said. "We pour Scotch into a glass… — John Green Copy Share Image
“he did not drink or do drugs or smoke cigarettes or wear black eyeliner or stay out late or get bad grades… — John Green Copy Share Image
'Do you know,' he asked in a delicious accent, 'what Dom Pérignon said after inventing champagne?' 'No?' I said. 'He called out… — John Green Copy Share Image
“That night, the booze felt great, as the warmth of the wine in my stomach spread through my body. I didn't like… — John Green Copy Share Image
He took a long drink, then grimaced. “I do not have a drinking problem,” he announced, his voice needlessly loud. “I have… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I like this world. I like drinking champagne. I like not smoking. I like the sound of Dutch people speaking Dutch. And… — John Green Copy Share Image
“The champagne had been donated by one of Gus's doctors - Gus being the kind of person who inspires doctors to give… — John Green Copy Share Image
By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as… — John Green Copy Share Image
“About nine seconds later, a blond stewardess rushed over to our row and said, “Sir, you can’t smoke on this plane. Or… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Now i did think, The smoke will drive the bugs away. And, to some degree,it did. I'd be lying, though, if I… — John Green Copy Share Image
The Z’s will kill us all, and then the Z’s will die out and in sixty years there will be no one… — John Green Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share
“He was hot. A nonhotboy stares at you relentlessly and it is, at best, awkward and, at worst, a form of assault. But a… — John Green Copy Share
I think if you keep the box closed long enough you do kill the cat, actually. — John Green Copy Share
Imagining the future is a kind of nostalgia. (...) You spend your whole life stuck in the labyrinth, thinking about how you'll escape it… — John Green Copy Share
