Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
'Cause I was already a smoker, it was easy to get addicted. The one thing that they don't teach you about marijuana… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee, we don't take trips on LSD. We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street,… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
There's been periods of broadcasts in the past where you could see all ages of entertainers, ranging from George Burns to Shirley Temple. That's… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
It's been said that Bill Gates has come up with something that'll be released in December that's gonna put a lid on counterfeiting. If… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
The thing that bothers me the most is the recklessness and greed of the local ranchers, who run too many cattle back here, choking… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
Faith is the only way we're going to make it. None of us are smart enough to do it on our own. — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
I just follow my nose, and instead of letting someone run my affairs and probably make me wealthy within a matter of years, I've… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
I enjoy the videos with the sound off, where you can look at the belly buttons and everything. Really some pretty girls, but I… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
There are so many conditions to programming in America, where it's dominated by these people that own 800 radio stations that have no idea… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
Heaven knows that alcohol is the worst thing in the world, but it's debatable whether cocaine is worse than caffeine or whether it's the… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
We're turning into the society that is accepting the force-feed. I don't quite understand why we're going for the things we're going for. There's… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
When I grew up there wasn't air-conditioning or anything of that nature, and this old car had a wall thickness of about ten inches.… — Merle Haggard Copy Share Image
