Wife Quotes · Page 98

My wife, my daughter, and my son have my first loyalty and always will.

— Michael Cohen

A wise man will never tell his wife to keep quiet. He will tell her she looks beautiful with her mouth closed.

— Anonymous

The Muse but serv'd to ease some friend, not wife, / To help me through this long disease, my life.

— Alexander Pope

I'm lucky to have a wife and a child that keep me grounded.

— Rainn Wilson

Heaven deprives me of a wife who never caused me any other grief than that of her death.

— Louis XIV

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

— Bob Phillips

I had just broken up with my wife so I was searching for another way to live.

— Michael Davis

If she would rather watch college football than go to the movies, Wife her bro.

— Anonymous

I went to the doctor last week. I said: 'Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?' He said: 'Why?' I…

— Les Dawson

“Wife, to him, was someone who stood for stability, for coming home, for dealing with all the shit he wasn’t able to…

— Aleksandr Voinov

I've always kind of had a deal with my wife where, in the off-season, I'm kind of clean-shaven, and during the season…

— Clayton Kershaw

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.

— Anton Chekhov

My wife married me when the odds were that I'd be a house-painting bouncer for the rest of my days. She has…

— W. Earl Brown

I'm somebody who looks at things through the lens of being a wife and being a mother and being a United States…

— Amy McGrath

To paraphrase Jane Austen, it is a truth universally acknowledged that a married man in possession of a vast fortune must be…

— Bruce Feirstein

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets…

— Charles M. Schwab

From now on, I pray like I mean it. No more hitting SEND over and over. It's changed my life. It has…

— Regina Brett

Everything rests on the poisoned wine. If it were just the queen, I could force it down her gullet, but Declan Broekhart…

— Eoin Colfer

“Does God know the number of kisses before we fall in love? Yesterday, I was nobody and I believed myself important. Today,…

— Kamand Kojouri

Look, we're all the same; a man is a fourteen-room house - in the bedroom he's asleep with his intelligent wife, in…

— Arthur Miller

The double standard of morality will survive in this world so long as the woman whose husband has been lured away is…

— H. L. Mencken

Now if any of you will deny the plurality of wives and continue to do so, I promise that you will be…

— Brigham Young

Do you have spies in Clan Heavy?” “I have spies everywhere.” I looked at Andrea, who was hoarding bacon on her plate.…

— Ilona Andrews

“For the Wife Beater's Wife With blue irises her face is blossomed. Blue Circling to yellow, circling to brown on her cheeks.…

— Bruce Weigl

When a man has a wife and three youngsters he's not going to give up a well-paying job.

— Van Heflin

It was Ba's inspiration which helped me reach the heights of my inner self. She was my priceless jewel.

— Mahatma Gandhi

The invisible carnage of the unf-ed wives and the children not being read to is just wafting out.

— Bradley Whitford

I have this restlessness. I'm relentless to do things. My wife will say I'm an absolute nightmare.

— Tony Pulis

I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife and I are rock solid together and, curiously enough, always have been.

— Chris de Burgh

My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"

— Buddy Hackett

I go with my wife Gill to the supermarket, but not often.

— David Jason

In my life as a wife and mother, I'm always conscious of my desire to be present.

— Dani Shapiro

My wife, who hated every place she'd been to in her life, absolutely loved it in Scotland.

— Martin O'Neill

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.

— Henny Youngman

A husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates.

— Samuel Richardson

“baby your my only one, an no one is your soutan(co-wife)...”

— sakhiabbas

My wife is the CEO of the family. I'm the fun guy, just trying to make it up as I go along.

— Billie Joe Armstrong

My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.

— Rodney Dangerfield