Wife Quotes · Page 73

When you take your girlfriend/wife out to eat. And she has to pay! THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!

— Dj Adams

Wit may do very well for a mistress, but [I] should prefer reason for a wife.

— Charles Caleb Colton

I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.

— Rodney Dangerfield

My wife was a major obstacle. She said, 'If you do it, we're through. We need you in this house.

— John Gotti

My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities.

— Eric Idle

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

The wives of Spartans are the secret pillars of the world."--Odd Thomas

— Dean Koontz

Three weeks ago, she learned how to drive. Last week she learned how to aim it.

— Henny Youngman

The car, the furniture, the wife, the children - everything has to be disposable. Because you see the main thing today is…

— Arthur Miller

My wife... now travels with me everywhere - not because she nearly lost me, but because my kids are all grown up…

— Timothy Spall

One might say I have decided to marry the silence of the forest. The sweet dark warmth of the whole world will…

— Thomas Merton

If I am never to have you again after this night, this moment, you will remain the wife of my soul. Keeper…

— Penelope Williamson

As husbands, I think one reason we have some trouble with Paul's command to love our wives "as Christ loved the church,"…

— Scott Means

I'm a really lucky guy, I have a good wardrobe of suits and things, and I have a wife that gives me…

— Nacho Figueras

Reading someone else's newspaper is like sleeping with someone else's wife. Nothing seems to be precisely in the right place, and when…

— Malcolm Bradbury

My wife says to me, 'You have achieved a lot'... yeah, I do know. But... there are a couple of things I…

— Alun Wyn Jones

Callista Gingrich has, I suspect, given Newt's advisers a giant headache. She's a constant presence at her husband's side - and a…

— Patti Davis

The Internet, sadly, has become a preying ground for trolls and just predators. And when you're in the position that I'm in,…

— David Draiman

...when I came back, I found Mom sobbing at the kitchen table...Then I asked her what had happened. 'Nothing,'she said. 'I was…

— Susan Beth Pfeffer

Theres a huge difference in sex and making love. We have sex with someone who can satisfy us physically, but we make…

— Anonymous

Me, as a woman of the trans experience, I'm not able to have children biologically. And I have always been someone who…

— Mj Rodriguez

Back in the olden days when we were rubbing sticks together, everybody wanted to have a comic strip, to live in Westport…

— Neal Adams

When you go from being every day's football, to then it's just Sunday, you're looking forward to that interaction with people. Because…

— Sean Payton

What will always be possible is for someone to walk into a dark room and experience a film and connect to it.…

— Andrew Bujalski

If it's not a film in which Harrison Ford's wife is being kidnapped, I'm not interested; he's my hero.

— Lee Mack

I'm happy going home early and working out and just being a mother and being a wife.

— Kim Alexis

There is nothing a man of good sense dreads in a wife so much as her having more sense than himself.

— Henry Fielding

All these years, I found that being a good wife for Jeb is my most important role, no doubt.

— Columba Bush

If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!

— Winston Churchill

I want to be respected as a woman, as a mother, as a wife. That's why I transition.

— Carmen Carrera

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.

— Michelangelo

It's funny wen a man says dat his wife is 'expecting a baby'. As if she would deliver a turtle...lol

— Ritzy

Don't laugh at your wife's choices, you were one of them.

— Camille Cassie Govender

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.

— Woody Allen

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

— Henny Youngman

After each fight I go home to my wife and son and I talk to them about what our family should do.

— Andrei Arlovski

Your husband should be able to respect you; he cannot be financially dependent on his wife.

— Shweta Tiwari

The last seen at must be added by the wife of the man who made the app whatsapp..

— Ritu Ghatourey

My wife said I look like a Latin American dictator. I said, 'That's what I am'

— Oscar de la Renta

My wife is the most loving person that you can ever imagine.

— Markwayne Mullin