I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
To avoid mistakes and regrets, always consult your wife before engaging in a flirtation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
“All I need to do is place my pen against paper and your love writes for me.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
I think no more of taking another wife than I do of buying a cow. — Heber C. Kimball Copy Share Image
I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn't stop until… — George Stephen Copy Share Image
This is the bar your content has to clear on social: "Are you more interesting to me than my wife?" — Jay Baer Copy Share Image
There are only two or three places in Britain with Catholic and Protestant cathedrals,and Liverpool is one. My wife Montse and I… — Rafael Benitez Copy Share Image
My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
We all had lots of stories of our sad experiences - they mourned the death of my wife with me - but… — Otto Frank Copy Share Image
I was very interested in what happens to the husband when his wife goes missing, and how quickly they can be turned… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
And Noah he often said to his wife when he sat down to dine, "I don't care where the water goes if… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Each coming together of man and wife, even if they have been mated for many years, should be a fresh adventure; each… — Marie Stopes Copy Share Image
Childhood is so important. Without a loving one, you're vulnerable throughout your life. We're all the things our parents are - the… — James Fox Copy Share Image
Miserable is the man who loves a woman and takes her for his wife, pouring at her feet the sweat of his… — Khalil Gibran Copy Share Image
Who is my biggest inspiration? Wow... I really, without wanting to sound 'aw gee shucks,' I'd have to say my wife who… — Charles Shaughnessy Copy Share Image
That sounds terrific, thought Cary, just you, your comatose wife your shell-shocked son, and your daughter who hates your guts. Not to… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
You’re seriously not joking?” – Sundown “Really? How many more times are you going to ask me that? I could be on… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
My wife is very interested in fashion. I am absolutely not. I couldn't give a toss. Fashion is a perfectly valid thing… — Simon Winchester Copy Share Image
I've been involved with Fantasy Football for more than 10 years now, and I'll keep competing each year as long as I'm… — Stevie Richards Copy Share Image
Therefore I do pray and entreat you in the name of Jesus Christ to do so much as to make my being… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I tend to do something for two years then move on to something new. Yoga, then biking, then weight lifting, then back… — Brad Meltzer Copy Share Image
