You never know when it will be the last time you'll see your father, or kiss your wife, or play with your… — Jonathan Tropper Copy Share Image
“And Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back... But she did look back, and I love her for that,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of marriages, Benny — where the husband quotes the wife, or where the wife quotes the husband. — Clifford Odets Copy Share Image
“...when I see you here amidst all this, I realise that I proposed to a very small part of you. I thought… — Daisy Goodwin Copy Share Image
A 'penchant for telling the truth' can cripple a candidates chances faster than being caught in flagrante delicto with the governor's wife. — Sydney J. Harris Copy Share Image
My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?"… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My baby getting chubby. Cue that Stevie Wonder music, aww isn't she lovely. Now I'm staring at her praying that things don't… — Jay Z Copy Share Image
The greatest pleasure is to vanquish your enemies and chase them before you, to rob them of their wealth and see those… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have an upfront, sort of in-the-trenches knowledge of white people's trying to avoid their whiteness and replace it with something else.… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
People look at things differently. Imagine going to a village in Southern Sudan and try to explain to someone there the concept… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
The Quran says nothing about the veil, except for an injunction to veil the bosom, which is obvious. As for the face,… — Kim Stanley Robinson Copy Share Image
My wife and I have just returned from Belgium where, courtesy of the hotel TV, we acquired a new perspective on the… — David Walker Copy Share Image
In the Hillary Clinton model, the wife chooses to support the straying husband while wearing a distressed and presumably pained expression in… — Monica Crowley Copy Share Image
I saw him [Khizr Khan]. He was, you know, very emotional. And probably looked like - a nice guy to me. His… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
My wife says in Richard Stark's world, the honest citizens are goofy. Okay, they are. I don't know if it's good or… — Donald E. Westlake Copy Share Image
I scarcely remember any writer who has ever ventured to say that the half of the work of the world is actually… — Margaret Oliphant Copy Share Image
When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad… — Robert Menzies Copy Share Image
Just because a woman is beautiful doesn't mean she can't be a good wife. If her beauty affects her personality, then it's… — Fred MacMurray Copy Share Image
I got my first break and became a singing waiter at eighteen or nineteen. I couldn't make a living at it. I… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
'Gone Girl' is as much about the near impossibility of being a good husband as it is about the anguish of being… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he… — Joe Slovo Copy Share Image
I've been here for 19 years, so West Ham fans are bored with seeing me. It's like my wife, who changes the… — Mark Noble Copy Share Image
What's for dinner is the only question many husbands ask their wives, and the only one to which they care about the… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Foreign lady once remarked to the wife of a Spartan commander that the women of Sparta were the only women in the… — Plutarch Copy Share Image
You'll often find that it's not mom or dad, husband or wife, or the kids that's stopping you. It's you. Get out… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
Who lives in true poverty - The janitor who is grateful for the chocolate chip pancakes his 6 year old helped his… — Julia Rose Copy Share Image
Somehow we've even developed the notion that a woman who seeks to meet her husband's needs is subservient (but a husband who… — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
My daily schedule is quite hectic, but I have to put my health first in order to be the best mom and… — Ellen Pompeo Copy Share Image
My kids are always in the kitchen with me - I bring them to the bakery and let them decorate cakes, and… — Buddy Valastro Copy Share Image
I'd like to manage in England at some point. My wife wouldn't like the weather; she's from Barcelona and likes the sun.… — Luis Enrique Copy Share Image
I'm a weirdo that goes on stage to make strangers laugh, but if I wasn't working, I would just want to be… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
The thing that is my main focus is my family. More than anything, I want to be a good husband to my… — Rex Hudler Copy Share Image
My wife is great at giving input for my projects. She's good at naming places, she has pretty good taste in music,… — Rande Gerber Copy Share Image
Touring is easy. My wife will be with me a lot of the time. We get spoilt rotten, and all I have… — Chris Rea Copy Share Image
She (my ex-wife) wanted me to stop being Evel Knievel. I am who I am. I'm not going to change. I'll settle… — Evel Knievel Copy Share Image
When one is consumed by the sorrows of life, three things give him relief: offspring, a wife, and the company of the… — Chanakya Copy Share Image
The wife whose sweetly given reply in the face of any problem would be, "Whatever you think is best, dear." Women, take… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I want to play a wife who cheats on her husband, or just a normal person who isn't an angel, because I… — Rosie Jones Copy Share Image
Marvin's Motivational Moments actually started as something that was actually therapeutic for me. I would sit up late at night after my… — Marvin Sapp Copy Share Image