One day, I came to perform after a film shoot, and I was told that the regular actress couldn't come, and that… — Y. G. Mahendran Copy Share Image
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All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The joys of my life are my granddaughters. They are beautiful. You don't have to believe me. You can ask my wife.… — Dom DeLuise Copy Share Image
President Obama and his wife are going to Kenya. Donald Trump said, 'While you're there, pick up your birth certificate.' — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Health care amounts to l4% of our GNP-a lot of money. It is the size of the Italian economy. And the president… — Jack Kemp Copy Share Image
I promised my wife 27 years ago when I left Florida State that I'd bring her back to Florida. I'm a little… — Lee Corso Copy Share Image
As a man, if you lose your wife, it's a horrible experience, especially with kids. But when one person passes away and… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
My wife - an ex journalist and current TV producer - has a rule that she taught me at the start of… — Rob Manuel Copy Share Image
The federal government said today they've begun training sessions for airport security workers to provide what they call more customer satisfaction to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
The Second Way in which a wife can be separated from her husband, while he continues to be faithful to his God… — Brigham Young Copy Share Image
When anyone hurts us, my wife and I sit in our Japanese sand garden and drink iced tea. There are five stone… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
My wife and I are affiliated with a temple here in Los Angeles. We feel very close to the congregation and to… — Leonard Nimoy Copy Share Image
What keeps me up at night? Probably most, thinking about the future for my kids. It sounds kind of funny, but not… — Leroy Chiao Copy Share Image
Watching old movies is like spending an evening with those people next door. They bore us, and we wouldn't go out of… — Pauline Kael Copy Share Image
Even as the church must fear Christ Jesus, so must the wives also fear their husbands. And this inward fear must be… — John Dod Copy Share Image
If I didn't have [a] wife, maybe I can say, 'Yeah, I'm disappointed I'm not maybe good looking.' ... I don't know… — Nikolay Davydenko Copy Share Image
If there be gods we cannot help them, but we can assist our fellow men. We cannot love the inconceivable, but we… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
A man's greatest moment in life is when his enemy lays vanquished, his village aflame, his herds driven before you and his… — Genghis Khan Copy Share Image
“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
A wife is not a man's shadow or subordinate, but his other self, his "helper," in a sense which no other creature… — Joseph Hertz Copy Share Image
If he hadn't been my father I would have loved the spectacle he created-one performance following quickly upon another-like a versatile old… — Maureen Howard Copy Share Image
Sunday-the doctor's paradise! Doctors at country clubs, doctors at the seaside, doctors with mistresses, doctors with wives, doctors in church, doctors in… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
My wife gives me a hard time, whether it's playing games with people we don't know too well and I'm intense. I… — Ryan Tannehill Copy Share Image
I have to always make sure I don't stay in one place and spend too much time one subject. I have my… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
My wife and I have always been Anglophiles. We always felt we were born in another life in England. I was in… — Robert Vaughn Copy Share Image
The Arab and the camel are inseparable. It's been said that and Arab would give up his wife rather than give up… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Most nights of the week I make it a point to get home in time to have dinner with my wife. It's… — Baiju Bhatt Copy Share Image
The nobility danced for the sake of social grace, to exhibit their finery...peasants danced to make themselves happy, to escape the routine… — Jamake Highwater Copy Share Image
I came down to the living room one day and my wife was standing in the living room. It wasn't an illusion.… — Hugh Leonard Copy Share Image
And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's -… — Mel Tillis Copy Share Image
I would say our social relationships are relatively shallow. We are actually afraid to be intimate, with people - many people even… — Erich Fromm Copy Share Image
Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority.… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
My wife, Sharon, and I started with nothing when we got married. I was driving a 1902 Pinto and eating off a… — Dave Ramsey Copy Share Image
I've stepped more into my womanhood, I'm a mother now, I'm having a beautiful relationship as a wife and as a friend. — Alicia Keys Copy Share Image
So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.'… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
Most vices may be committed very genteelly: a man may debauch his friend's wife genteelly: he may cheat at cards genteelly — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
Sovereign money procures a wife with a large fortune, gets a man credit, creates friends, stands in place of pedigree, and even… — Horace Copy Share Image
One cat just leads to another." [Letter from Finca Vigia, Cuba, to his first wife, Elizabeth Hadley Richardson (1943).] — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
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