All actors will tell you that baddies are where the money is because they stick in people's minds. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I'm very old fashioned. I'm from an era where your phone is in the house so if you are pottering in the garden then you won't hear it ring. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I don't want to be loved. No interest in being loved whatsoever. Actually, I don't mind being misunderstood either. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I hate technically constructed actors. In fact, I hate anything technically constructed, unless it's a bridge. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
All actors will tell you that baddies are where the money is because they stick in people's minds. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I only did the comedy thing because I just thought I could do it better than anyone else at the time. And I was… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I've been on the edge of everything, like one of those characters at the side of a Brueghel painting with a warty nose. I've… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
If the press can take the easy option, they will. To them, I'm always 'the wild man.' — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I'm delighted that the BBC has given me the chance to delve into the murky world of 'The Body Farm.' — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
The Internet is a global lavatory wall, a Rabelaisian mixture of truth, lies, insanity and humour. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
