I went into a pub and asked the barmaid whether they did Cash back. To my surprise she replied, Actually sir, in the trade we call it Kick Back! — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
Telephone calls have always begun with the question: How are you? But with the mobile phone revolution, it is always followed by another: Where… — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
A prisoner is committed for punishment whereas a sovereign is committed for privilege. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
Depression is when you're waiting not to do things, whereas happiness is when you cannot wait to do things. — Robert D Dangoor Copy Share Image
