We hope from this moment on your lives will be filled with love and laughter. Congratulations to you both. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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The reason that fairy tales always end in weddings is that the dream of a little girl's heart is to be loved… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My paralyzing fear of giving best man speeches prevents me from being anyone's closest friend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to do everything in my power to make your bachelorette party all about me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In a nerd wedding, instead of saying 'I do.' They say, 'I accept the terms and conditions.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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May your marriage outlast everyone's resentment over the expense of attending your wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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It would mean a lot to me if your wedding guest list included fewer family members and more hot, horny, single women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thanks for buying an item off our wedding registry that wasn't put there by my spouse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Your wedding day is an important milestone in my self-loathing as a single person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your wedding day is here and will be gone too fast, but your love will go on forever. Congratulations! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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From the first day I knew you two are made for each other. Congratulations on your big day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week. He got his finger caught in a wedding ring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy marriages begin when we marry the one we love, and they blossom when we love the one we married. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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