“I think I just inhaled a cloud. That’s what I get for not wearing a gas mask while riding my Pegasus.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I lit my loneliness on fire like it was a cigarette. But I didn’t smoke it, because that would have required me to remove my gas mask. And what kind of sensible girl is going to be attracted to a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image